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Chili’s was always the least appetizing / least interesting entry in that whole category anyway. (I only ever liked Bennigan’s, when I was a kid, and they’re long gone.)

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No, fuck that. Bryant isn’t owed perpetual possession of his place on the list (not even at the top of that list, fwiw). Nobody is.

Plus, he was a rapist, so fuck him and his legacy.

now do the subway

Only a smug, insecure asshole judges a person’s intelligence by where they went to school. Have fun with that.

Called for jury duty (again!). Brought reading material courtesy of the mind of @joshuatrentbrown.com

I'm getting pretty used to rooting against Team USA (for being utter and enthusiastic chuds) in all the sports I actively enjoy (hockey, baseball, soccer).

You can really tell that baseball is a sport where many players not going to college really makes a difference in how they carry themselves

These Are My Records: "I Predict 1990" by Steve Taylor I have thoughts and feelings about a 35-year-old album none of you have ever heard of. Enjoy!

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That's exactly it right there.

Anyone who thinks The Great Gatsby is a "hard book" is either a) in the third grade or younger, or b) very dumb.

... to be clear, this sounds beyond abominable.

Who says the USA can't innovate anymore?

its donald trump forbidding iran from mining the strait of hormuz forthwith

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

Reviews help people discover books that would otherwise languish in obscurity.

Thank you to everyone who has reviewed my book—past, present, and ye future folks too!

Fuckin' Adam Schiff, man. What a colossal disappointment he's been.

@democrats.org: The fact that your party is STILL actively collaborating with Trump's fascist agenda is exactly why you'll never get another iota of support from me until the cowards in your midst (including, but not limited to, these 18) are replaced.

STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP NOMINEES FFS

No lies detected, as I'm sure the kids still say.

I am increasingly convinced that “apolitical“ means “I‘m kind of dumb, sorry.”

I opted out of Grammarly's bullshit using this email. I hope I didn't go too easy on them.

My book is out today. It’s nothing short of a dream come true. I hope you’ll read it.
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Oh it does indeed

The cheat code you're looking for is to just not have a job.

Happy Calvin's Dad day to those who celebrate

Feel free to do whatever you want.

Double meat double cheese mayo mustard pickles onions.

I am not a healthy man.

I have never seen a picture of Dario Amodei in which he does not look uncomfortably constipated.

For the last several weeks, Pinterest has been sending me emails in French with alarming frequency, despite the fact that a) I don't think I even have a Pinterest account, and b) I don't speak French.

So our options for 2028 so far seem to be this asshole, a former McKinsey death-eater, someone who has shown roughly zero national campaign management skills in two previous runs for President, and some fucking billionaire.

And I just can't see the field getting much better, sadly.

"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."