Not only did team USA lose to Italy but now we have to do math, which is even worse.
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Not only did team USA lose to Italy but now we have to do math, which is even worse.
police (and maybe riders generally, I’m not 100% sure) can override the systems and drive the cars manually in limited situations. as an example, a Waymo blocked an ambulance from getting to a mass shooting last week in Austin and police were able to override + move it out of the way
6 is considered the limit for personal use and more than that means that you must “intend to promote” them LMAO
*limiting not banning, it has been a long day
we’re not *quite* as strict as y’all but Texas does have an (unenforceable) law banning the number of dildos one can own to 6 lmao
Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline
hell of a week for my job’s ESPP enrollment window to be open 😶
umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel
It did come back but not before my boss said in a meeting with my new coworker “okie’s internet only works a couple of days a week; it’s a part time employee” 🫠
this is my offsetting curse for having good mtg pulls I think 😭😭😭😭
We’ve compiled every serious scandal the Attorney General has faced during his political ascendancy, and somehow managed to emerge unscathed from.
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A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car
The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror
The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror
“Look at that bird”
A Play In Three Acts
A spectrum support chat showing that I’m under an outage with no estimated time of repair.
I am going to have a conniption
LMAO fair my brain skipped over liberty hill
time for everyone’s favorite game: passive voice or Waymo?
lol your grandma and my grandma almost surely crossed paths at some point! that woman loves a casino
Oooo that’s much closer to me! The ones I saw were off of 130/685 about halfway between Pflugerville and Hutto
A photo of a field full of bluebonnets and red castilleja (paintbrushes) against a bright Texas sky.
Soon
(photo by Rob Greebon)
saw my first highway bluebonnets of the season and yelled “let’s fucking goooooo” like I’m at a goddamn sports game
we’re so fucking back
Signage for "Excel Church"
"You know who else pivoted a table?"
The Gámez-Cuéllar family has been released from Dilley! We just picked them up.
Jakub J. Grygiel is a professor of politics at the Catholic University of America.
I read 1.5 sentences of the article out loud to Kel and she said “oh just go to Mass and leave us alone.”
As they said, they know ball.
I’ve had this exact nightmare so many times and watching the video gave me full body chills
if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
Anyway you can pry my iced caramel toffee latte from my cold dead hands (cold because of the ice, obviously)
The thing that makes dirty chais take a second is not the milk you put in it; it’s that the tea has to steep. Which it would also have to do if you were making any other kind of tea. Also you don’t just sit there watching the teabag the whole time, you can in fact multitask lol
I know this article has been beaten into the ground already but what makes me laugh is that like. There *are* coffee drinks that take significantly longer to make than others but the drinks he named are not those. Cold brew in particular is “pour out of jug, add syrups and cream/milk.”
RIP lmao
The same photo as OP but with the text surrounding it: Trump has also reportedly begun to guess people’s shoe sizes to their faces. If this goes wrong, it could potentially be dangerous, menswear writer Derek Guy told the Journal. “If you have a suit that doesn’t fit well, you’ll just look bad. But if you have a shoe that doesn’t fit well, you can develop physical issues,” he said.
nauuuuur rude!!
