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Soccer, doggos, books, music & what-not. Occasional rant. PDX/Van 🌈Ally she/her

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Top of the league! 🀣

14.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nicely done, Thorns!! 🌹

14.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Moultrie!!

14.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plus we aren’t doing much in the attacking third so… IDK πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

14.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like sherbet left out in the hot sun

14.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just be glad her boyfriend is not there.

14.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a lot happening to draw any conclusions, I guess?

14.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Liv Warfield - Why Do You Lie?
Liv Warfield - Why Do You Lie? YouTube video by LivWarfieldVEVO
13.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to β€œThe Olds” where no one understands your cultural references.

13.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thorns FO is giving β€œWe don’t know what we’re doing” vibes. It is not a good feeling.
Hopefully the players will, like last year, just rise above it and ball.

13.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! All my movie references are this old and the younguns just look at me like β€œWhat the hell are you talkin’ about?”

13.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Mr. Bear showing a little toofie

Mr. Bear showing a little toofie

<sings> β€œI can show you some teef…”

13.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Way to plan ahead, Thorns.

12.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
United States Soccer Federation Explores "Total War" Option Of Eliminating Teams From The 2026 World Cup β€” The Nutmeg News CHICAGO - With the elimination of Iran from the 2026 World Cup, the United States Soccer Federation (USSF), reportedly, is exploring a β€œtotal war” option of eliminating teams from the tournament.

United States Soccer Federation Explores "Total War" Option Of Eliminating Teams From The 2026 World Cup

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

12.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Black Coffee in Bed by Squeeze

12.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That kit is a crime against humanity

10.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Play bill for Lizard Boy

Play bill for Lizard Boy

Such an excellent play! If you have the opportunity, go see it! Runs through March 29 at Portland Center Stage.

09.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing about the Timbers game last night was Corgi races at halftime. Shout out to that absolute LEGEND Corg that just noped right back to the tunnel instead of running.

08.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On this International Women's Day, I demand that hour back.

08.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a grim night in the stadium

08.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a Lilly Yohannes appreciation post. #USWNT

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of the book The Reformatory

Cover of the book The Reformatory

Very good read so far…

07.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Red goal smoke

Red goal smoke

Tillamook sign indicates we are up by 4!

Tillamook sign indicates we are up by 4!

Thorns pre-season game was good fun!

07.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My sincere condolences

07.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ripley saying β€œI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.”

Ripley saying β€œI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Mood

04.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so MLS

03.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REM
Driver 8
β€œAnd the train conductor says
β€œTake a break, Driver 8
Driver 8, take a break
We can reach our destination
But we're still a ways away”

03.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Xabi the Corgi sports a jaunty scarf with a caption: It’s Fashion Week

Xabi the Corgi sports a jaunty scarf with a caption: It’s Fashion Week

A necessary time-line cleanse

01.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Woman with room spray can β€œSmells like BULLSHIT”

Woman with room spray can β€œSmells like BULLSHIT”

β€œRegime change”

01.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0