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Father of 2 and software engineer in Japan. I built sumo-api.com and sumostakes.com

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I think it's possible. Not sure when I'll be able to get to it though

14.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are probably a few people in the same position. What would that look like for you? How do you want it to work?

14.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The clamps!

14.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite the day of sumo, some unexpected results. #sumo

11.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Defo broken

10.03.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he's thinking the first few days are the worst against the sanyaku.

09.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on onosato, just take a rest.

09.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Silly boy

09.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course instead they will default to punishment and dismissal, with no introspection or reform.

27.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The JSA really needs to look long and hard at the conditions that lead to these horrible events and the behaviours of rikishi and oyakata. Serious reform is needed to maintain the necessary discipline to become a rikishi with the necessary humanity. #sumo

27.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As I predicted months ago, after consolidating power, the priority for PM isn't fighting inflation or making life better for people. It's to pass an oppressive Orwellian anti-spying law.

The Putinization of Japan is proceeding fast

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23.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent. I was very much enjoy more cream in my life when that was a thing.

01.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

De-aged 10 years at least

31.01.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A meme from "obvious plant" who has made a "take care of your mental health" poster with nine sumo wrestlers' head shots on it in 3 x 3 grid.
Tamawashi: talk about your feelings
Ura: keep active
Takanosho: eat an potato
Shodai: recite a dark spell
Roga: throw your phone in the lake
Ichiyamamoto: kiss a bird gently
Hoshoryu: scowl
Abi: make fun of someone you don't like
Takayasu: lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you

A meme from "obvious plant" who has made a "take care of your mental health" poster with nine sumo wrestlers' head shots on it in 3 x 3 grid. Tamawashi: talk about your feelings Ura: keep active Takanosho: eat an potato Shodai: recite a dark spell Roga: throw your phone in the lake Ichiyamamoto: kiss a bird gently Hoshoryu: scowl Abi: make fun of someone you don't like Takayasu: lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you

Nearly two months until it's sumo times again. Everyone try to take care of their mental healths in this difficult time.

26.01.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I think it's pretty standard. You go all out, probably end up with some small injuries, and the mental strain too.

25.01.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he can maintain this form. There was quite a disappointing drop after the last yusho run.

25.01.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah always starts early day 15 to give time for the ceremony and playoffs.

25.01.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's never been one to shy away from the "I need kachikoshi henka"

24.01.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Atamifuji absolutely destroyed kirishima. I like them both, but that was a serious display from atami. #sumo

24.01.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kiri was pretty clever, just as hosh tried to twist and throw at the edge kiri squatted right down low and broke that attempt and hosh could only go out. First time I think I've seen anyone do that.

22.01.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well against all odds onosato won. He basically didn't use his left arm at all, so whoever figures out how to lock up his right will still have a good chance to win against the monster. #sumo

21.01.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get fucked Abi you henka turd. #sumo

21.01.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been waiting all day for the announcement, but it just hadn't come. Hopefully he can recover in the end otherwise he's dooming himself to a short career, or a very poor record.

21.01.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will today's inevitable kinboshi finally be the one to make onosato kyujo? Has anyone told him he can as yokozuna? Does he know he won't lose his rank? #sumo

21.01.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Read my mind

20.01.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely that's if for this basho, surely? He basically lost twice today. #sumo

20.01.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for Hakkaku to retire

19.01.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So double kyujo tomorrow then? #sumo

19.01.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great bout, I thought he was done for sure.

19.01.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0