Daniel Vulkan

How about Dick Van Dyke?

Candidate for London Borough of Barnet elections, 7 May 2026. Promoted by Joan Waterson on behalf of Daniel Paul Vulkan and Barnet Green Party, all at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ.

Or animals named after historic figures?

Just had a look at the speakers for this year: Jeremy Corbyn, Zia Yusuf, Maurice Glasman, Kathleen Stock, Slavoj Žižek, Michael Gove, Zarah Sultana, ... - is being sure to piss off most of the attendees a prerequisite for being invited?

Do Reform voters count as native wildlife?

Just wait for the episode where the Ayatollah's son starts dating the Ambassador's daughter.

Hello. My name is Mojtaba Khamenei. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Call the Midwife 😢

As soon as he lands, announce that he's revoking the declaration of independence - they've had 250 years to give it a go, and it's clearly not working.

Yep, but Labour would probably be more likely to join the Tories in a Reform-led coalition - anything to stop the possibility of electoral reform.

Nope - that's still last week's.

Ditto.

The tragic awfulness of this government is that it has extended a factional war against the left of the Labour Party into a war against almost all the good things we might have expected of it. It cannot respond to the crisis it faces, because its hatred of the Labour left is definitional.

Getting ready for mass defection from PLP to Green Party in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

I thought at first that it was Jonathan Pie ...

The list maintained by Keith Edkins suggests that there are 12 councils where Labour and the Greens both form part of the administration: www.theedkins.co.uk/uklocalgov/m... (and I guess there may be less formal arrangements in some of the councils with a minority Labour or minority Green admin).

Isn't that a tautology since pedantry is, by its nature, needless?

Shouldn't a county constituency always have the compass point *before* the name?

SCAM LABOUR CAUGHT CREATING FAKE TACTICAL VOTING WEBSITE Screenshot of a tweet that reads: The Movement Forward | StopTheTories.vote @MVTFWD A Warning: there is no tactical voting site called "Tactical Choice" If you choose to vote tactically it's important to seek independent, impartial advice. And always check the source online, as printed leaflets could be out of date, or even intentionally misleading. #GortonAndDenton Promoted by Miles Thorpe on behalf of Hannah Spencer, both at 173 Mount Road, Gorton, Manchester, M18 7QT.

On the eve of the Gorton & Denton by-election the Labour Party have invented a fake tactical voting organisation to put on their leaflets.

Lying to voters is all they have left.

All the (real) tactical voting organisations agree: only a Green vote can stop Reform on Thursday.

I'm so sorry Moose. Sending you lots of love, and happy memories.

Screen-shotted:

Are Labour now weaponising the poll as well (see Lucy Powell's (quote-disabled) post around 45 minutes ago) ? The contests claimed here (except Gorton & Abbey Hey) look suspiciously like those in the ward breakdown (tiny numbers of course). And of course this doesn't show the sizes of the margins.

And "Scott Cameron" is Miles Jupp.

"Luke Cooper" appears to be DI Steve Arnott trying to go undercover.

That's the problem with having a former Lib Dem as party leader ... (and yes, I'm a Green Party member).

Most famously, Moshe.

Me too ...

Lib Dem bar charts?

But not your 'edstone.

Corbyn?