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Jake Goldsbie

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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman

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Someone, anyone, on the Leafs needs to kick the shit out of a Duck already.

13.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 7124 ๐Ÿ” 1226 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 336 ๐Ÿ“Œ 383

lmao hell yeah

12.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot support Italy after learning the espresso is not hand pulled. take the tournament seriously

12.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 355 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Vamos, Mexico

11.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I owe you an apology, I was familiar with your game

11.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

11.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2291 ๐Ÿ” 584 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

Always rated Otto Lopez for sure, don't look up any old tweets.

11.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Confusing that Aaron Judge isn't in this game, Cuba's defence i so bad I thought I was watching the Yankees

11.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon bull is standing in a field looking at the camera ALT: a cartoon bull is standing in a field looking at the camera
11.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CONCACAF ass baseball game

11.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta say, after the Jays playoff run, it's really nice to have Meaningful Baseball to watch in March.

11.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the Dodgers should have stopped at winning two games in the World Series - just like I wanted them to - rather than beating the Blue Jays

11.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again, we are forced to ask - Aaron Judge, fraud?

11.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God baseball is so fucking good

11.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I hope any American slandering Ernie gets a stick of dynamite shoved down their throat

11.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baloo forever

11.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bam Adebayo's 83-point game is landing the perfect balance of Horseshit and Delightful for me. Doing this sort of thing against tanking teams is ethical to me, and as likely a cure for tanking as anything the league could do in terms of messing around with the lottery odds.

11.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1175 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

09.11.2025 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6972 ๐Ÿ” 1564 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 362

that one guy on my softball team crying tears of joy

11.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sweet release of death

10.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ernie Clement would quite literally never

10.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why are Spurs?

10.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

10.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1598 ๐Ÿ” 427 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 191

Back to this again.

The Canadian politicians and right wing media types who flirt with this bullshit have to be the biggest fucking marks in the history of fucking marks.

10.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 656 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good thing Carney started doing what this dumb motherfucker wanted. Definitely was worth it.

10.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. The death penalty must be abolished. It is always always always wrong. It is demonstrably racist. It kills innocent people. But it would still be evil even if it wasnโ€™t/didnt.

10.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 408 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

IT'S CALLED THE LEIDENFROST EFFECT. IT WORKS ON ALL FOOD. USE YOUR PANS PROPERLY, PEOPLE.

10.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TELL THE PEOPLE

10.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Midsummer Night's Dream Theatre

10.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0