it’s you, you’re dad
10.03.2026 05:55
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it’s you, you’re dad
I’m so sorry, Kate. It matters so, so much that you gave an animal a wonderful life and it’s ok to feel and share that grief for a good long time.
make darth the ceo and no one tell him til he gets back
That looks better, wish it was level
Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate
Ben Affleck to the group chat: u know what all this reminds me of? Argo
let’s leeroy jenkins through the strait of Hormuz, let’s just do it and be legends man
he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”
super smash bros fell off
Trailer for season 2 Deadloch features this great cast, a Hemsworth, a shirt with a hammerhead shark on it, multiple crocs, angry tour guides; they have ticked every single box, no notes 🐊🙌🏻 March 20 cannot come soon enough youtu.be/bEu3XAz0otY?...
A monarch caterpillar climbing a chopstick
Different caterpillar climbing the chopstick and reaching upward
I put a chopstick in the milkweed pot and they love it. it’s the place to be. anyone who’s anyone is climbing the chopstick.
mom said it’s my turn with the soul
when the government steals an hour from you they give it to me, I’d love to say I use it for good instead of evil but that’s just not true
2026 stylecast
OUT: chunky sneakers
IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan
OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry
IN: siphoning gas
[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’
I’m so sorry. Thank you for sharing this with us and I wish your family love and healing.
gonna be so cool to watch the government try to explain and implement gas rationing by odd-even days to 2026 America
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
(Springsteen voice) hreeuuuh yeaaahghh
7h ago 16.07 EST Ali Larijani, the secretary of the supreme national security council of Iran, said that the US is "stuck in the quagmire of its own miscalculations" because of Donald Trump, whom he says has already failed to reach his goals.
You can’t just throw these Dowager Countess zingers at America, they don’t know wtf you’re talking about
you always wanted to see the painted desert, go there to meet god or oblivion
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
I don’t like knowing these things but I do like making it everyone else’s problem
A picture of rotta the hutt with the caption, “rotta was friendly and happy”
before he started watching Clavicular
they work so hard to become a chrysalis, they deserve it 😭
A chrysalis hanging from very skinny yarn on a chopstick in a houseplant
Found this lil guy on the ground after his plant toppled over in the wind, he’s freshly formed and fragile but I’m hoping for the best
they really need to teach children the cons of literacy
Rotta “stinky” the hutt is a manosphere streamer ass name
it was all worth it just to see rotta the hutt mogging the normies
“is rotta the hutt looksmaxxing??” I ask as my friends buy me an ice cream cone to make my last day the best day ever