Amy Ash

I like the challenge of focusing in low light with a fast lens, usually pushing B&W, but I do end up with a fair amount of these

The best advice I have for writers is: the harder you try to impress people with your prose, the worse your prose will be. Sit down and try to communicate honestly, you will find the places for your flourishes and metaphors that actually serve greater meaning rather than your own ego.

Timothée Chalamet is “just asking questions” about the shape of the earth

hey you can’t make a reindeer penis omelette without breaking a few eggs

about to morph into a 747

A monarch caterpillar who is large

lorge

the horrors persist but so does lumpia sold by the 100

it’s you, you’re dad

I’m so sorry, Kate. It matters so, so much that you gave an animal a wonderful life and it’s ok to feel and share that grief for a good long time.

make darth the ceo and no one tell him til he gets back

That looks better, wish it was level

Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate

Ben Affleck to the group chat: u know what all this reminds me of? Argo

let’s leeroy jenkins through the strait of Hormuz, let’s just do it and be legends man

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

super smash bros fell off

Trailer for season 2 Deadloch features this great cast, a Hemsworth, a shirt with a hammerhead shark on it, multiple crocs, angry tour guides; they have ticked every single box, no notes 🐊🙌🏻 March 20 cannot come soon enough youtu.be/bEu3XAz0otY?...

A monarch caterpillar climbing a chopstick

Different caterpillar climbing the chopstick and reaching upward

I put a chopstick in the milkweed pot and they love it. it’s the place to be. anyone who’s anyone is climbing the chopstick.

mom said it’s my turn with the soul

when the government steals an hour from you they give it to me, I’d love to say I use it for good instead of evil but that’s just not true

2026 stylecast
OUT: chunky sneakers
IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan
OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry
IN: siphoning gas

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

I’m so sorry. Thank you for sharing this with us and I wish your family love and healing.

gonna be so cool to watch the government try to explain and implement gas rationing by odd-even days to 2026 America

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

(Springsteen voice) hreeuuuh yeaaahghh

7h ago 16.07 EST Ali Larijani, the secretary of the supreme national security council of Iran, said that the US is "stuck in the quagmire of its own miscalculations" because of Donald Trump, whom he says has already failed to reach his goals.

You can’t just throw these Dowager Countess zingers at America, they don’t know wtf you’re talking about

you always wanted to see the painted desert, go there to meet god or oblivion

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I don’t like knowing these things but I do like making it everyone else’s problem