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yeah you'd have to deal with Marvel, DC, etc., plus presumably whoever owns Hostess

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not even joking, I'm amazed there's never been a collection published

10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

taschen needs to publish a high-quality oversized book with every hostess cupcake comic book ad

10.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0
97% probability a.i. image

97% probability a.i. image

eh, never mind about that picture with all the red ties

I have *got* to recalibrate my bullshit detector, it's getting rough out there

10.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

guessing we've got some Just For Men('s Eyebrows) happening here

10.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

understandable, though my son is the reason I would not undo the past if somehow granted magic powers to do so

10.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we have an extraordinary relationship, I am very fortunate in this regard

10.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no, only about ten others πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

occasionally I'm asked to sign one of those, and I always cross out the dedication, I'm at least that petty

10.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lovely signed photo of myself with Mark sitting in his back yard though, so that pretty much makes up for it.

10.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

an example: I had an original Star Wars movie poster that I'd had since I worked in a movie theatre in the late 70s. I took it with me when Mark Hamill invited me to visit him at home, and got it signed -- to myself, my ex, and my son. Which now ruins it for me. Gave it to my son.

10.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

oh I have an undercurrent of sadness that's just always going to be a part of me, but it's like sediment on a river bed, mostly it settles down into the muck and I try not to stir it up too much.

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it takes as much time as it takes

10.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh I don't think I won the race, but I'm happy enough with where I landed anyway

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I'm sorry, you're going through a weird one

did you have any idea when you were together that *that* was where he was heading?

10.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Occasionally I remember a treasured poster or a DVD set that I lost in the process and I get a little pissed about that. But otherwise, just meh. I think getting to meh is to achieve the zen enlightenment of that whole journey.

10.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I got divorced eight years ago, and friends, it was a rough one. Left some scars. But now it's like ... oh yeah, I used to be married, that was weird. Kind of feels like it all happened to someone else at this point.

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

*4 am in June, to be clear.

10.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

just remembered being at a party once where I was talking about the sun rising in Moscow at 4 a.m. and a guy said, "no it didn't." He was adamant, that my lived experience was false. And I just thought, so this is what it is like to be mansplained.

10.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

*UBT

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess you'd get used to it! I found the quality of the light surreal and disconcerting.

10.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love me some UBI tax. love to effectively be double-taxed for the privilege of being a freelancer in new york city, the greatest city in the world.

10.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in Russia for a week or so one year in June. In Moscow, sun rose around four in the morning. And then in St. Petersburg, daylight lasted until midnight or something. All very disconcerting.

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 14309 πŸ” 3023 πŸ’¬ 279 πŸ“Œ 220
Preview
Victory posters TMW cartoon for March 10, 2026.

VICTORY POSTERS for your VICTORY PHONE

tinyview.com/this-modern-...

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10.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 3742 πŸ” 754 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 18

we are at war because he wanted to be at war. it's almost certainly that simple.

10.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

our special boy wanted a peace prize. but he also wanted to be a big strong manly wartime president. consistency is not his strong suit.

10.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

08.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 5274 πŸ” 1782 πŸ’¬ 298 πŸ“Œ 140

This dead-eyed cretin is effectively illiterate, but if anyone ever pressed Donald Trump or Elon Musk like this in an interview, they would sound exactly the same

10.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1109 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6

When it comes to indie comics, your peers aren’t your competition. Wishing failure on them won’t make it easier for you to succeed, and it will just make you miserable, which then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and poisons you.

10.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0