Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.

ok consensus in replies seems to be that he meant biden was mentally shot, as in used up

man I didn't even think about GWB this much

none of us should have to spend this much time thinking about an elderly cognitively impaired person to whom we are not related

he says that joe biden was shot, and points at his own ear where he (Trump) supposedly got nicked by a bullet and I am just real confused

Good to see a current US Senator talking this way.

(No sarcasm.)

what

well as long as everyone's having fun

always have been, but I don't think a lot of non-monsters who ride the train would disagree with me on this one

I spent a good 20 minutes on the train the other day listening to someone's Christian self-help visualization exercises, complete with woo-woo music, and never did manage to figure out who the offender was

and yes "at any point" has amusing implications

you're on a crowded train making everyone listen to your bullshit? you are, literally, history's greatest monster.

now do the subway

so much of his shtick can be traced back to his days as a developer trying to convince investors to give him money

Opinion | Trump is always ‘ahead of schedule’ Philip Bump: The president says the Iran War is “way ahead of schedule,” but won’t explain what victory would look like. There’s a pattern here.

According to the president, the war in Iran is "ahead of schedule." To which you likely responded: there's a schedule? The answer, almost certainly, is no; this is just something he says, having internalized it as a positive metric back in his developer days.
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

if you know what I mean

"library," I say, with a big wink and air quotes.

working on a cartoon and realizing if you stare at the name too long, TRUMP starts to look like a typo, or a nonsense word.

Q: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

TRUMP: For what?

Q: A strike on the school in Iran

TRUMP: I don't know about it

rain and snow for tomorrow

me: outside, frolicking in the spring weather
nature: lol you fucking rube

and yet he's probably the only one wearing shoes that fit now

they're the same pictures though

didn't we already have shoe discourse a day or two ago or was that just my timeline

yep

me, in front of a giant taxidermy bear

I went to a book talk in one of those old school private clubs and found this fellow hanging out in a corner

ok the wild thing is, to the extent Schumer had any strategy at all, it was "sit back and let trump screw up until everyone hates him," but no, democrats dead set on swooping in and rescuing him from the consequences of his actions

yeah you'd have to deal with Marvel, DC, etc., plus presumably whoever owns Hostess

I'm not even joking, I'm amazed there's never been a collection published

taschen needs to publish a high-quality oversized book with every hostess cupcake comic book ad