Okay I’m coming to your house to get drunk and make French toast from scratch (It will probably just end up being a bowl of eggs and flour but we’ll be drunk so who cares).
14.03.2026 05:03
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Okay I’m coming to your house to get drunk and make French toast from scratch (It will probably just end up being a bowl of eggs and flour but we’ll be drunk so who cares).
We used to keep vodka and burritos in ours.
I miss having a garage fridge!
Did you do this in Canva or Microsoft Word circa 1998?
Angus “why do we have eggs?” Purdy.
Stupid temperature forecast with mid 70’s that then swing to 30’s & 40’s overnight.
I’m pretty sure that Middle TN is also known as: HVAC Hell.
I’m literally only here for this comment.
Cornbread and lima beans in bad lighting made by Angus McDeatg.
I seriously married the perfect person for me. Happily cooks me cast iron skillet cornbread and lima beans in the middle of the night when normal people are probably asleep. After working in the sandwich mines all day. No questions asked.
Seat Snatchers
One of my least favorite airports but the trains are definitely cool.
Wow. Only 1 for us. Yay? Idk. It’s just SNL.
That was supposed to end in a question mark. Color me ashamed.
First night on the front porch since like, idk, before cold weather. And apparently my one-armed skeleton has an engorged and illuminated nether-region. Should I be worried.
Love both explanations. Even if one isn’t true.
I actually really give a shit so much that I just lectured Angus for almost an hour. Anyway… I don’t think this commission even meets and it’s had vacancies for years. I think we should audit all the boards and nominate people who actually give af.
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Just did a shot while reading this comment. Enjoy sobriety, sucker.
All the others are problematic af but maybe that’s why I listed them. Especially @jspencersharpe.bsky.social
Omg I didn’t know he was bald!
I want him to text me too.
And Mr. Clean.
Yes. Richard Moll is up there too. Loved that guy.
I want Scott Van Pelt to text me.
Curiosity is driving me crazy here: what’s in the background that looks like the sleeve of a child’s winter coat?
Guilty as charged.
Another neighbor is having an entire oldass tree taken down and chipped. This is gonna be a very hot (not in the good way) summer.
Literally just asked myself out loud if today is Monday and a young McDeath suddenly appeared and said, “Yes.”
Anyway, she’s grounded through all of spring break now.
