the internet is a fucked place to be and i’m gonna go log off and eat pasta for my birthday. be decent to each other and have a nice night.
10.03.2026 22:15
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the internet is a fucked place to be and i’m gonna go log off and eat pasta for my birthday. be decent to each other and have a nice night.
he called the prime minister of a sovereign nation a “soon to be governor”, you soft-skulled mistake
god gives his wettest farts to his most freshly showered soldiers
watching pokemon as a kid: i love them all. they're all so cute. im glad they can be friends with Ash
playing Pokemon as an adult: i hope you die cat. i am going to kill you. after this battle im going into the cave and killing 100 moles. i hate them all too. im going to burn their cave down
news update: DIPLOMATIC Tehran, Iran FM Araghchi rejects ceasefire on NBC. Kharazi tells CNN 'no room for diplomacy.' WHO warns oil strikes contaminating food, water, and air. Blackened rain observed. 23m ago
every word gets worse
they’re gonna bring back 24 with kiefer sutherland aren’t they
that's just a bad data point, just cleaned it up!
i'm tired of wading through noise about what's happening across the middle east so i've been building this. no-bullshit dashboard that pulls data from 18 international sources + other apis. maybe it will be useful for you
disclaimer: this uses a locally-hosted LLM to summarize articles
my haters have begun wagering my demise on kalshi the everything betting app
a pedialyte and white monster cocktail is known to have medicinal healing properties
patron of the arts, maker of the farts
been really into whole egg in the microwave recently
this sucks so bad
looking into this
i didn’t know he was a doodoo and farts guy
i’ve heard about this
duality of man
i’m into fine arts you’re into doodoo and farts
recession indicators flashing red, a dumb republican president dragging us into a manufactured war in the middle east, britney spears dui, justin timberlake lawsuit about his dui
boy 2006 sure is fun
do you think the iron man suit was equipped to suck on it
we’re receiving reports of a guy named “aaron sorkin”
i’m sorry to be the one to break this news but the west wing is now a 27 year old show
they should invent a guy named aaron sorkin
they should make a yellowstone for liberals
none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york
“dog” in this context is a triple quadruple level joke that deserves more appreciation
yes, further reinforcing my argument for the original post to include a source or fuck off.
post a source or fuck off
