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Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.

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I hope he finds his way back to the Bronx someday. Johnny Lasagna is forever cool with me.

10.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Judge’s arm is back.

10.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had Weathers as my eventual bullpen guy, but Gil is trying to take that spot. Need the velocity help with his command.

27.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is my baseball ranting account, but Mason Gooding and Jasmin Savoy Brown are the only two actors I need returning for future Scream installments. Please and thank you.

27.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Grichuk as a lefty mashing 4th OF, but to be clear, I still hope Dominguez is a big part of the future. There’s a good chance Grisham craters and Jasson starts against righties at some point in 2026, but a year of work on defense and his right handed swing at AAA isn’t the end of the world.

26.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Curry says Grichuk to the Yankees and I’m fucking here for it.

26.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's fucking awesome. CC deserves it.

25.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe so.

23.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I made him in MLB the Show last year just because his name was so cool. Turns out he’s actually a nice reliever prospect on top of that.

23.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not saying Jones will be good, just that he’s got a weird ass makeup that I don’t know how it plays in the bigs. He also will see more strikes in the bigs than the minors just as a rule, so there’s a weird possibility there too for either boom or bust. He’s a tough one to value.

21.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re becoming a rarity as those metrics become king, but I’m thinking back on the Chris Carter’s, the Adam Dunn’s, and of course the Joey Gallo’s who were given run because of their huge power but short lived because of their contact issues. But none of them had the glove or speed of Jones.

21.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think what’s tough with Jones is that even though he needs to make cut down on the strikeouts, guys like that carve out short term careers because of the power, but when you consider the defense and speed, he’s in a realm of his own and impossible to value.

21.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or has this been an unbearably boring start to spring training for the Yankees? They know Kahnle, Beeks, Nester, Giolito, and Cristian Vazquez are available for just money, right?

21.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a feeling no matter what his career ends up being, we are gunna see some highlights of his big league home runs for years to come because damn.

21.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 100% on board with this and I’m 100% on board with Mary Elizabeth Winstead being in everything. Take my money.

19.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There can never be enough Stephen King adaptations as each adaptation is its own interpretation which just means there is more to love. I would like one of each from you, please and thank you.

15.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know we talked shit about Giolito, but I wonder what he could be had for.

15.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happens to the best of us.

15.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gerrit Cole is going to be back this season and that’s so fucking awesome.

14.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as I say this Bassit signs with Baltimore, Kraken with Milwaukee, Hendricks with Minnesota, Stallings takes a front office job, King signed with Miami, and the Yankees are still fucking asleep at the wheel. Sign some needed pieces, dammit.

12.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fair, I forgot he got the qualifying offer.

11.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Some deals could fall into their laps at this point. Lotta decent arms out there.

11.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Bassitt, Nasty Nestor, Zac Gallen, Lucas Giolito are interesting too. Chad Green, Tommy Kahnle, Liam Hendricks, Joe Ross, John King, Danny Coulombe, Jalen Beeks are all good arms too. Wonder if there are some steals out there.

11.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As all the "fuck it, I just need to get to camp" signings start, curious to see if the Yankees grab a RHH Catcher with the Kraken, Mitch Garver, Jacob Stallings, Christian Vazquez still out there. Randal Grichuk would still be nice, but I don't know if there's room post-Goldy on the bench.

11.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t dislike Grisham, but I really wanted a much better player than him being the reason Dominguez wasn’t getting an everyday gig. Feel like the Martian slander is out of control. There’s a very good chance Dominguez is one of the best three outfielders on the roster this year.

11.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This just feels right.

10.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe he had some kind of surgery but I thought it was his non-throwing arm. I know they resigned him this winter to keep the experiment going, but it would be a bummer if it was his throwing arm.

09.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Behind Antonio Gomez, this is my second favorite position player to pitcher storyline of the season.

09.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is time. Give me baseball.

09.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring. Me. Baseball.

09.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0