Tsar Khan

albert einstein is an evil genius for psyopin' us all throw a baked goods-centric holiday for a number he made up

its funny bruh

i feel like im more of a kid now than i was when i was a kid

as a kid i never took inspiration or aspiration from fictional heroes

now as an adult i actually improved my mood by sayin' he-man would want the best for me so i should as well

the next time youre about to talk negatively about yourself just ask the question

is this what he-man would want for me

you honestly expect me to trust chatgpt over a database written in html by an autistic person obsessively cataloguing and displaying all the information they are able to hunt down regardin' their interest

i dont think so son

I mean we gotta do the Lou Albano classic

Chiitan rescued a little kitten🐈‍⬛Got myself a new buddy!

保護猫ちゃんは小判ちゃんと名付けましたっ☆

it makes sense

i guess at this point ive been conditioned to expect the least out of this technology even when its being supervised by professionals

i wonder if thats part of the psyop 🤔

if theres one thing we can thank modern technology for its the proliferation of ice cream

cuz ive seen people try to make homemeade ice cream and holy hell does it seem not worth it

theres salt involved, what kinda diabolical alchemy is this ice cream aint salty

unless its salted caramel then ^-^

Today is the day that KRABS FRIES!

what movie did you watch over and over as a kid

did ya even have to ask

aiight yall it iz time

we readin' king of the hill fanfiction

it is friday da thirteenf and its fittin' that its our first creepypasta

i have been told i will be usin' the meatwad voice alot which is concerning

image made by me

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needa run this mf across somebodys ass cheeks

please read books

load-bearing thighs

This #pun was inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl. #drawing

MALE LIVING SPACE

MALE LIVING SPACE

gotta slap the mattress in one of the corners and itll be 👌

i know this prolly bad form but i always blame myself first when interpersonal things go wrong

i know its the popular therapy thing to say "its not your fault" and of course theres things ya cant change but i find it kind of empowering

like i had agency, i had some say in what went down

the videos arent loadin' for me but dayum i was just talkin' bout something like this the other day

yeah its a grossly reductive statement but its hard for me to imagine somethin' like ai being good at anything, especially somethin' that important

i guess that just goes to show how poorly they sold it

also this is not takin' into account the probably massive amount of times it fucks those things up too

ive often wondered how ai can do shit like find cures for diseases and exploits in web browsers but can barely squeak out a coherent sentence

i guess its because the former is math, numbers, calculations, things that have sequence and quantifiable patterns

people aint that

one reason i think i prefer star wars over other sci fi franchises is because of how bummy the technology looks

even if its high end it looks mechanical whereas other series its all sleek shit

hell at the start of a new hope the sandpeople try to steal the rims off lukes whip

reminds me of home

so i watched a video about how adobe houses are apparently op when it comes to cost and insulation against both heat and cold

ill give ya one big guess as to why we dont currently live in em

had a bomb ass idea

solar panel awnings

itd keep the sun out AND make electricity at the same time

now to wait for the investors to line up 😌

i dont know why i made this it just reminded me of it

"I asked chatgpt for--"

YEAH?

well I asked my FRIEND and they not only gave me ACCURATE INFORMATION but also a COOL AND FUN ANECDOTE to go with it and then we had a BEER together so GET FUCKED idiot lmao

what are your glup qualifications?

i know, i thought i was gonna be able to see again smh my head

thinkin' bout doin' a stream where we review glup shittos