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Pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc πŸ––πŸŽΊπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ¦»πŸ» punslam.com πŸ“St. Paul he/him

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I'm also here to support either or both of you 🫑

11.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

March in Minnesota babyyyyyy

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
adam.nz: How to Get Things Done I'm a nerd, facilitator, and gardener based on New Zealand's Kāpiti Coast.

Incidentally, you should treat yourself to the essay from which that line originates

(no idea who this Adam character is, but he has republished Benchley's essay on his website)

11.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I am embodying Robert Benchley's classic line "Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."

11.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure we have purchased 1,500,000 of your kids books in this house

11.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My pantry is huge and going through everything will take a whole weekend ☹️

11.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when the vibes are harsh and fucked up/
311 comes to me/
something something amber/
energy

16.07.2025 07:27 πŸ‘ 452 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Still mad about this

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You look both badass and hot, so if that’s not your desired vibe I say change immediately

11.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this would be such an interesting exercise in empathy, but it would cost so much money for what amounts to a stupid pun.

11.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The space portion would be physical representations of how much space a thing takes up so you can experience it all in person. So like, here's how big a football field is, here's how big a Nazi train car is, here's how big the space shuttle's cargo bay is, etc.

11.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The air portion of the museum would have airtight plexiglass boxes filled with genuine air taken from different parts of the world. Like, here's some Minneapolis air, here's some Tokyo air, here's some Berlin air. Obviously you'd have to have a box from Buenos Aires

11.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A long time ago I had the though "I'd like to open an air and space museum... that's just a big empty warehouse! So much air and space! Come look at it!"

But then as ADHD does, I kept thinking about it and iterating what an actual (non-military) air and space museum would be and you know what

11.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I use Gemini when I'm bored β€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 3703 πŸ” 651 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 82

+alt

11.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This is so messy and I love it

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please… Mr Jeeves is my father. Call me ask

11.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Will Smith - Men In Black (Official Video)
Will Smith - Men In Black (Official Video) YouTube video by WillSmithVEVO
11.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep

11.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, he’s legit

11.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same energy

11.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking it up, I think they’re just not very clever with their branding and stumbled close to something interesting accidentally. But that does look like a torture device!!

11.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My bisexual awakening was Ian McKellen’s SNL monologue 🫣

11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It took me longer than I’m prepared to admit that you did not in fact mean to say roll recovery d8

11.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean like societies of people living on submarines?

11.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, joy is joy!

11.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as I sent it I realized how judgmental that list of choices was πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What did you dip in there? Or was this a spoon situation?

11.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Some cast and crew of Star Trek Enterprise dressed in "Rocky Horror Picture Show" gear, c. ~2004

Let's do the time warp again!

Some cast and crew of Star Trek Enterprise dressed in "Rocky Horror Picture Show" gear, c. ~2004 Let's do the time warp again!

Goodnight

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

My fists are so clenched on your behalf right now. I am so mad at this kid!! But I’m glad he got fired and I’m glad he got yelled at twice 😀

11.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0