L—and I cannot stress this enough—MFAO
L—and I cannot stress this enough—MFAO
I’m going to fucking lose it
Aaaahhh Steffi 😍 you did a great job, as always!
I’m not built for drawing comics 💀 was on TT and this type of video popped up. Had to make a Kingdon Version. Enjoy my crappy comic #kingdon #melking #franklangdon #thepitt #procreate #fanart
The Seattle Mariners: Cursed by God, Designed to Improve Mental Health.
the... Seattle Mariners? Designed to improve mental health? ... MY Seattle Mariners???? IMPROVE mental health?????
Many of us have been saying it for a long time, and now more people are saying, very strongly: Baseball
HE’S IN THE GERIBATRIC WARD 😭
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge
Team USA vs the Colorado Rockies 💀
I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social
he was too pure of heart for them, I guess 😞
SEVERAL times!! Protagonist of all time. James "I will solve this galactic crisis with the power of friendship and this gunship I just found" Holden, the man that you are.
he just wanted to do his best, Mary. He just wanted everybody to do their best.
Mary it is always The Right Time to think about James Holden
Tumblr post with two screenshots: “Remember that you can’t save everyone.” “Remember that you have to try.”
James Holden!!!! In a nutshell!!!
Holden’s relentless faith in humanity even when it was stupid and even when it blew up in his face over and over and over because every once in awhile it worked out and everybody lived and it was worth it to try, every time
A reddit post from The Expanse subreddit asking “was Holden’s idealism ever realistic?”
yes oh my god that was literally the whole point what show were you guys even watching
John Dies at the End is my favorite book in the world and this series brings me such joy, 10/10 recommend
major league pitchers are like skittish horses. the smallest twinge of muscle soreness and they get taken out of the game and put down. sad.
aha. well then. probably one, bestie
you know who is the terminator of fic? osha. because she just keeps coming and coming and--*gunshot*
how many can you keep straight in your head? I can never manage to read more than two, but my brother regularly juggles 4/5 without a problem.
I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img
acefoundationict.org
Players should be allowed to beat these to death with their bats. Instead of a bench clearing brawl it’s a bench clearing robot-cop-dog beat down. I think this could heal America.
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
Evil Whitaker your days are numbered if I have to fly to Pittsburg myself