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L—and I cannot stress this enough—MFAO

11.03.2026 04:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ? ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ?

how checking the USA v Italy score feels atm

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going to fucking lose it

11.03.2026 02:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aaaahhh Steffi 😍 you did a great job, as always!

11.03.2026 01:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I’m not built for drawing comics 💀 was on TT and this type of video popped up. Had to make a Kingdon Version. Enjoy my crappy comic #kingdon #melking #franklangdon #thepitt #procreate #fanart

11.03.2026 00:26 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

The Seattle Mariners: Cursed by God, Designed to Improve Mental Health.

10.03.2026 21:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the... Seattle Mariners? Designed to improve mental health? ... MY Seattle Mariners???? IMPROVE mental health?????

10.03.2026 21:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Many of us have been saying it for a long time, and now more people are saying, very strongly: Baseball

08.03.2026 05:21 👍 114 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

HE’S IN THE GERIBATRIC WARD 😭

07.03.2026 18:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 👍 21836 🔁 6564 💬 89 📌 162

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

04.03.2026 20:10 👍 1606 🔁 331 💬 25 📌 9

Team USA vs the Colorado Rockies 💀

04.03.2026 18:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

04.03.2026 07:33 👍 952 🔁 280 💬 5 📌 2

he was too pure of heart for them, I guess 😞

03.03.2026 18:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SEVERAL times!! Protagonist of all time. James "I will solve this galactic crisis with the power of friendship and this gunship I just found" Holden, the man that you are.

03.03.2026 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he just wanted to do his best, Mary. He just wanted everybody to do their best.

03.03.2026 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mary it is always The Right Time to think about James Holden

03.03.2026 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tumblr post with two screenshots:
“Remember that you can’t save everyone.”
“Remember that you have to try.”

Tumblr post with two screenshots: “Remember that you can’t save everyone.” “Remember that you have to try.”

James Holden!!!! In a nutshell!!!

03.03.2026 04:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holden’s relentless faith in humanity even when it was stupid and even when it blew up in his face over and over and over because every once in awhile it worked out and everybody lived and it was worth it to try, every time

03.03.2026 04:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A reddit post from The Expanse subreddit asking “was Holden’s idealism ever realistic?”

A reddit post from The Expanse subreddit asking “was Holden’s idealism ever realistic?”

yes oh my god that was literally the whole point what show were you guys even watching

03.03.2026 04:14 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

John Dies at the End is my favorite book in the world and this series brings me such joy, 10/10 recommend

01.03.2026 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in armor is saying i wish you good fortune in the wars to come ALT: a man in armor is saying i wish you good fortune in the wars to come
28.02.2026 22:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

major league pitchers are like skittish horses. the smallest twinge of muscle soreness and they get taken out of the game and put down. sad.

28.02.2026 22:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

aha. well then. probably one, bestie

28.02.2026 22:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you know who is the terminator of fic? osha. because she just keeps coming and coming and--*gunshot*

28.02.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

how many can you keep straight in your head? I can never manage to read more than two, but my brother regularly juggles 4/5 without a problem.

28.02.2026 22:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 👍 4863 🔁 4734 💬 33 📌 62

Players should be allowed to beat these to death with their bats. Instead of a bench clearing brawl it’s a bench clearing robot-cop-dog beat down. I think this could heal America.

27.02.2026 23:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

27.02.2026 22:24 👍 4355 🔁 890 💬 16 📌 0

Evil Whitaker your days are numbered if I have to fly to Pittsburg myself

27.02.2026 03:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0