Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee. #seenonateeshirt
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Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee. #seenonateeshirt
Did you know that if a black cat crosses your path, it means the cat is going somewhere. #HappyFridaythe13th
The best murder weapon would be a tupperwre lid cause nobody would ever be able to find it. #seenonateeshirt
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy cows. Cows make milk and milk makes ice cream and ice cream makes you happy. #seenonateeshirt
I want to play dodgeball with people who don't know they're playing #seenonateeshirt
There is no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. I guess there's no point in trying hash browns. #seenonateeshirt
The doctor gave me 2 months to live so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years. Good times. #seenonateeshirt
Don't forget to turn your clocks forward tonight to eliminate one hour of the current regime.
Next Saturday shuffle on down to Suffolk, Virginia, for the 12 annual Author's Festival. Joe Kenda is the highlight and i'll be there with 75 other authors. Don't miss it.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. #seenonateeshirt
When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means he'd stop bullets and kill dragons,not clean the basement or scrub the toilet. #seenonateeshirt
I am a person who wants to do lots of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. #seenonateeshirt
One day, I will stop annoying you. Today is not the day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either #seenonateeshirt
Never thought the newspaper who brought a lying president down would decades later be the one to prop up bigger liar in the White House.
Yes, I'm writing you into my book. You are grusomesly butchered on page 76. You are welcome! #seenonateeshirt
IF you've not gotten a reply after 35 text messages, it must be bad cell reception. Keep sending texts #seenonateeshirt
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.
Be stronger than your strongest excuse #seenonateeshirt
Coffee when your brain needs a hug. #seenonateeshirt
Death Wish is out and so is my first Substack post dianefanning.substack.com/p/death-wish
When you keep sweeping things "under the rug" eventually you are going to trip on the mess you made. #seenonateeshirt
I don't trust joggers. They are always the ones to find dead bodies. #seenonateeshirt
I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate. #seenonateeshirt
THROUGH THE WINDOW digital version on sale for 99 cents on Amazon and Apple Books. Sale price for a limited time only. www.amazon.com/Through-Wind...
Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face. #seenonateeshirt
