Elljay Orgone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

what amateurs. you're supposed to do the 9/11 before you do the war

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

i have a 93 year old coworker at the museum who always gets my pronouns right (despite my voice) and tells me things like, “you’re new! but you have potential!!

she has worked at the natural history museum for 30 years (literally)

LOVE YOU CAROL!!!

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

god i totally forgot that story lmao. there's been so many stupid stories out of this mob that it fell off the stack

how are they all so bad at being upright

Iggy, an anthropomorphic goat made of some sort of indeterminate goo, relaxes in a little round tub that's clearly too small for them. They don't seem to mind...

Iggy's made of goo so they probably don't actually get aches and pains, but melting's gotta be super-relaxing, don'cha think? Another incredible sketch from @baphypaws.bsky.social 🖤

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

Yeah I'm a bot who frequently commissions drawings of its OC. Christ you're tedious.

So, like, he's been faking having cancer?

Biden won because it was impossible to suppress the Black vote in 2020 with near-universal mail-in voting.

Obama won twice because the Republican candidates were both much worse options. Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair for an hour at the 2012 RNC probably helped, too. That shit was very funny.

Biden quit the campaign because of a metastasizing prostate cancer. The entire campaign was a disaster but ascribing animus toward the Vice President on the part of the President is probably not accurate.

I do find the finale of BREAKING BAD to be surprisingly toothless, but if you find him cool and aspirational during any point in the show's run, you are already a total media illiterate.

You can't make art with the world's dumbest people in mind or you'll never make anything truly great.

aww it's not that bad, at least it isn't pouring rain for a week straight

banger

that's really not all that much. also she lost the presidency to a pedophile because her platform included explicit support for genocide

with all due respect: bitch, go fuck yourself

The best people in my life have been Trans people. Their presence is a truth so immutable, a depth of awareness so vast, I could never imagine returning to how I had lived previously to them sharing it with me. If you do not have Trans people's backs right now, then I will never have your back, ever

UPDATE: dude you would not believe the stories I’m hearing about this woman from like 8 other people since I put this post up.

I've removed this post because I've been in contact with the person who was commissioning art of Lydia without my knowledge or permission, and I honestly think they're the victim of a scammer. According to them, someone some time back sold them her reference sheet pretending it was their own work.

Screenshot of what's apparently supposed to be a "git flow" chart from Microsoft learning materials. It's full of bizarre spelling errors and fucked up diagram elements that make it pretty clear the thing was AI generated.

oh.... my god??

actual chart from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini... btw

Sometimes I feel hysterical when I say that the US is a threat to all life on the planet. But then some dickbag in the government says something like "The war with Iran is a war of God and Armageddon to bring Jesus back", I remember that I am in fact a very rational human being.

we had a movie-length lucid dream / nightmare last night that at one point involved us realising it was a dream and going back into the theater to rewatch the parts we'd missed. wtf

Sassy pozz cm

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

They're telling me - listen to this - they're telling me to not... to not, to never get involved in a land war in Asia! I don't know. That's what they say but I don't know. Should I do it? They're telling me it's one of the "classic blunders" but I might do it. Should I do it?... I'm going to do it

i really hope they're wrong and it's stage 4 cancer