@danielorsomething
A non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero. Red Dwarf, Star Trek, people who aren't bellends, and rats. Also music, aviation, languages and Scandinavia. Oh, Leicester Tigers too. Any other good stuff. (He/Him)
An amazing thing about GDIT moments is that I can re-read one of his books for the umpteenth time, a book that I could reasonably expect to be able to write out in its entirety from memory, and STILL get blindsided by a joke that's been hiding in plain sight for years.
Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?
Titus Welliver and James Nesbitt. Or possibly the other way around.
Whenever I see him in anything I always have to check it's not James Nesbitt.
What the absolute crap??? You're gorgeous!
This is how I access Bluesky
Brilliant show, and the first thing I remember seeing Robert Lindsay in.
"🎵There's nobody here but us chickens!🎶"
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
🐣 🪶
A white rat in hammock, very comfortably eating a small treat.
This is Boo, the incredible rat burglar. Anything she can physically move is fair game, and she can move quickly when she wants to. Her greatest skill is the swift theft and unwrapping of fortune cookies.
Great reference, souper.
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
[dreamye lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
I've just read that Tarantino is writing a stage play for the West End. Please be this:
youtu.be/lRb5BjWaKZ4?...
Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler
Kristi Noem: "It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.'"
Porthos the beagle. Snoopy the beagle. This was inevitable.
This one's a character request from one of our Security Blanket Ensigns on Patreon - they asked for Porthos in the jumpsuit and honestly I loved drawing him this way.
It's not wonky, it's at a 'rakish angle'. Glad you're having fun out there, looks like a stunning place!
Now if, like me, you're doing your part...
Oh, I think we've done it!
Oh wow, what a lovely place to be! Enjoy your holiday!
Playing cards from the Star Trek: Lower Decks "Buffer Time" game. Also, a glass of wine.
One of my Christmas presents was the Star Trek: Lower Decks card game, 'Buffer Time'. I'll admit I'm already three glasses of pinot grigio in before we opened the box, but it does seem to be taking a while to figure it out.
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (12:30pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (5:30pm KO)
Here's what today's Premier League fixtures would look like if every team was named after the most common atmospheric gas in their town/city
Not a day goes by when I don't quote #RedDwarf in some way. But despite so many to choose from, the iconic line from the show that best sums up Rob Grant's legacy is obvious
"And the moral of the story is, "Appreciate what you've got", because basically, I'm fantastic."
#RIPRobGrant
Ah, smeg.
See ya later, alligator.
A typically hysterical Daily Mail header that reads "Beware the Green Menace"
Duckula, heh heh, Count Duckula
How much jamaharon are you seeking???
So sorry for your loss, Moose.
Space Patrol (or Planet Patrol for the yanks)
Thunderbirds
Team America: World Police
Star Fleet: X Bomber
Alright trekkies, we've had live action, traditional animation, modern animation and computer animation. I propose it's time for a Star Trek marionette show!
Odo, bishop of Bayeux - so I'm picturing him in Kai Winns Sydney Opera House hat.
Well done!
Oh bum, I really thought I had that one.
