a still from the Death On The Nile (1978) of maggie smith in a tuxedo smoking a cigarette, lesbianly
butch maggie smith: “when i graduated high school you were minus 43 isn’t that weird”
me, regaining consciousness, no closer to solving the Paddle Steamer Strangler case: “we need to reenact the murder again
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Beware the Ides.
14.03.2026 17:46
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midday snack 🩸
#iwtv #iwtvfanart #thevampirearmand #sybelle
DO NOT REPOST!!!
13.03.2026 22:51
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la creatura
14.03.2026 14:13
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데려가 줄게, heeeeaven
느껴줄게, heeeeaven
Baby, uuuhh, baby, uuuuh
너의 감정 내겐 보여줘도 돼
Heeeeaven
I bet you like that
14.03.2026 14:03
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graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.
Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences.
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.
Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh
Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...
11.03.2026 03:17
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a bunch of people followed me... hi! I mostly post about my cat lol
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if god was real this would have happened in the show
13.03.2026 13:10
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YES YES THANK U
13.03.2026 12:24
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a-xu licking vika's hand: not evil anymore i want to be loved now
a-xu biting vika's hand: evil again
13.03.2026 12:23
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lestat loading up on vampire cocaine before he plays to a crowd of 50 assorted nonbinary people in ohio: hello my beautiful unwell
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get your head in the game son.
13.03.2026 12:15
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la creatura except he got distracted halfway thru and had to pause to start licking my hand instead
13.03.2026 12:13
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the vampire lestat at the dpac calling a host of gay north carolinians his "beautiful unwell"
13.03.2026 11:55
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One day ill get one of my loumand fics to my own standards. Theyre so high for them but i havent gotten it quite right
13.03.2026 01:33
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-drain the wellspring dry (tawan psychological horror)
-still you stumble (past dm thesis fic)
-nothing (long ass pete thesis fic)
-if you're thirsty like me (claudeleine philosophical period sex)
-tried to find the sound (alanwen relationship badtimes)
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can this be a solution?
12.03.2026 17:54
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crazy ass day
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im glad to provide..... he brings joy to all this is his purpose
12.03.2026 14:07
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Sorry the second one cracked me up his face was in frame but he kicked up and rolled over so. Butt
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la creatura
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I want all of my trans family to outlive these fucks. Please don't let them take away your beautiful voices from this world. Sometimes spite is the motivation that works best, stay here, every single one of us living and breathing is spitting in a fascist's eye.
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affirmations for the artists and the sickos. you will not feel bad about using references or 3d models in a time when the most rat faced soulless tech ceos are burning billions of dollars and trees for a slop machine that they will call art with their whole fucking chest
12.03.2026 03:46
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hand crafted homegrown meme bc this man has meowed pathetically at me while im taking my meds one too many times
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❤️🔄
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la creatura
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Marius 🔜
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Bold of you to assume amc is going to make a wig look that good.
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