ceej

mangled by pin setter

you don't hear much about wet heaving

thank you

"you'll get gout" they tell me. yes. the disease of kings

it's two brat summer

hey kid. hop in the big grill

I'm the talk of the office with my Two Brat Lunch. my coworkers are whispering around the water cooler. they're all very jealous of my Two Brat Lunch

do NOT kill norm. that goes for everybody

I also hope someone invents fire hydrants

I hope a man who looks like a fire hydrant got veneers gets to be in charge someday. and it is my dying wish that he makes everybody sick forever

(painfully dying of measles on the oregon trail) I hope measles never goes away. I hope it lasts forever

mostly physically. mostly

he actually turned into a fish person and walked directly into the sea

have you finished it yet because there’s a third act reveal related to this that made me collapse

they’re cousins and hate each other

Horkin Phlegmdotter

Gupper Spint

Bleft Mengmus

Teddy Boatloving

Grumple Prettyprick

Slimy Becky

Scrimp Primplimp

Scrump Pumplump

nice fucking beard dude

“they” made all the slides smaller since i was a kid. I barely fit in them now

I know capitalism isn’t “cool” right now, but a lot of bandwagon marxists don’t really appreciate the hard work that goes into building a business. For instance, my grandfather made our fortune driving up to strangers and asking for a scoop of Grey Poupon, which he then repackaged for wholesalers

Jesus Christ

my first username is doing time for check kiting

hi stella

I like to imagine one of my posts gave you a black eye