Sorry, 35 and 36 not that it should matter much

I adopted at 34 and 35 and even that year difference was brutal

37.2

Penzys BBQ 3000 is about the same color as their cinnamon. Only one of those belong in oatmeal

That guy is dumber than a sack of hammers

He doesn’t like beaver? Is he some kind of queer?

I think they’re potentially useful for some things but a lot undergrads are basically using them to get of doing basically anything that would actually encourage learning

Ugh. That’s awful

I had a cat who loved eating just the handles of plastic grocery bags.

I moved out all a my plants, grabbed the books I was teaching, and stole a bunch of office supplies (the chair told us to)

But I poop from there

My kid was into young Sheldon and when she finished that, she started George and Mandy’s. Even she thought it sucked and she has no standards

It took 5 years to shit the bed this bad in ‘Nam

Alternately, revenge might maximize his utility

When I came, we were top five education and a few years later we were cutting edge for same sec marriage. Now we’re Alabama with worse winters. This state has basically nothing going for it anymore

Irving Janis, perpetually relevant

Iowa has been on such a downward trajectory in the 18 years I’ve been here. In every facet

Starbucks is basically undrinkable black, it all tastes burned (and I normally drink black coffee and am not picky). I do wonder if they do it on purpose to upsell you into other stuff

I guess making their porn habits public is one way to shame them into quitting

Edmund Burke thinks that guy's an asshole

The Jerk Store called and they've run out of you

Sunday school teacher said AIDS was god’s punishment for gay people. To their credit, the church sacked him. But it gave me the question “if god is omnipotent, why is he so bad at targeting since a whole lot of straight Africans get AIDS?” That unraveled the whole thing. I was 11

What is this horseshit? Although I guess the Atlantic’s whole thing is making up something to get mad at

Exactly. I don’t give a shit about the vehicle. It just needs to get close to places I need to be with some frequency. And frankly only a few American cities do that even a little

My first place was right off Nicollet and I was going to the U. It was 100 feet to the bus stop and seeing rush hour there was a bus every three minutes. My second place was in Bryn Mawr. Bus stop was 8 blocks, peak times were a bus every thirty minutes, rest of the day hourly. And last bus at 8

When I lived in Minneapolis I took the bus for most things even though I had a car. Rarely took the light rail because it didn’t go where I needed to go. Here we just have buses and the routes are crap

He probably still had 54 months of payments at 28% interest on a dodge charger

With shitty yo non existent public transport in a lot of places. My metro of 150k has city busses. I don’t think I could get to work or shopping from mg house on it.