maddie (she/her)

my mutuals are fighting 😭😭😭

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

you've reminded me to start bringing my vitamins to work because there's no other time of day i remember to take them

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

rip omid djalili, you were so good in winning combination on itv

genuinely been struggling to find tolerable news sources recently. i can deal with opinions i disagree with but i can't deal with genocide apologia for several groups at this point

"crossing my fingers and hoping for growth" has been my policy since starting estrogen

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.

this is actually fascinating. i remember having the faintest of faint hope for the incoming labour government but they were bottling it in opinion polls the second that any attention was sent their way

can't believe there's a niche to be filled in politics by having a memory that lasts longer than a month

i'm still holding on to the belief that keir starmer was saved by everyone hating anas sarwar even more than him

I could not vote for Kamala

it reminds me a lot about theresa may-era rhetoric - i'm glad you highlighted this. we've already seen what happens when right-wing rhetoric gets normalised so it's always good to challenge it where it appears

when i brush my teeth i hum a perfect fifth above the tone my electric toothbrush makes and suddenly the world doesn't feel as bad for about 2 minutes

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

‘Rising anti-trans hatred’ in the UK creating ‘hostile environment’, report suggests 99 per cent of trans people say media coverage of issue has harmed their mental health

The story has been picked up by mainstream press.

Great work by @transactualuk.bsky.social

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

unlike a lot of the water in the uk...

(very drole, i know)

to quote pete weber, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!!

I FUCKING DID IT I AM THE GOAT

(booked a GP appointment)

it's reminder text but my favourite is the end of "Cascade, cascade." where it explains how the cascade keyword works and says "Then do it again."

i feel like i will have to endure this a lot more come september onwards...

Word of Power Learned: Endure Vigorous Bottoming

i've never thought to read the news from the pov of an a level politics essay before - i know i was grasping at the faintest of straws when i took my a level and this article is straight up worse than anything i wrote then

john healey is absolute shit at interviews oml

potion seller video is the most accurate representation of navigating trans healthcare

i need to swim transgenderly

okay, here it is, the five key takeaways from this by-election:

1. Denton Kebab House
2. The Crispy Cod, Denton
3. Reddish Tandoori, Gorton
4. Cottage Chippy, Gorton
5. The Continental Takeaway, Denton

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

britain said 👏weed👏for👏trans👏women👏

the people of manchester have spoken: britain demands trans rights and drug liberalisation