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@swizzard.pizza

married cishet white guy but worse somehow let's go mets, baby, love da mets ningún ser humano es ilegal https://swizzard.pizza https://github.com/swizzard

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"the jews told us to bomb children" being official us government policy doesn't feel great either

10.03.2026 14:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My condition is bad🥹🥹🥹
I need $200 for to remove the shrapnel After the serious injuries.My condition is critical now. My wife is suffering from a leaking heart valve and a painful shoulder infection,&my kids are going hungry&cold every day.
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chuffed.org/project/lobnah

10.03.2026 12:34 👍 12 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 4

American Jewish institutions tying themselves to a far-right, genocidal state abroad and insisting any criticism of that foreign state is bigotry really has been one of the most catastrophic calculations in recent memory and has already almost certainly led to an explosion in antisemitism

10.03.2026 13:14 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

it sucks!

10.03.2026 13:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHAT THE HELL

10.03.2026 11:03 👍 251 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 1

what are the citational semiotics of something discussing fundamentals like this? "¹ The Declaration of Independence" is clearly a glare-over-lowered-eyeglasses moment but e.g Browsher v Synar surely isn't the only time "how the government is organized" has come up

10.03.2026 11:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i destroyed an elephant with facts and logic in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas i'll never know

10.03.2026 09:18 👍 176 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
10.03.2026 10:52 👍 551 🔁 45 💬 11 📌 0

Twenty-Nine Step-Brothers Fried Chicken

10.03.2026 11:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i like the home run sombrero

10.03.2026 02:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no

10.03.2026 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a couch you buy from ikea and a couch you buy from rooms2go are both couches

a hole dug by a jackhammer and a hole dug by a chisel are both holes

a dumb idea implemented badly in code over months by humans and a dumb idea implemented badly in code by robots in a day are both dumb ideas done badly

10.03.2026 00:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

what do you think "flag" means

09.03.2026 23:41 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here's a draft manuscript of the Magic: The Gathering roleplaying game from 1996, and I've giving it away as a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood, with permission from the authors. Not sure how much to ask for. Vanishingly rare. $1,872 raised so far. #mtg #ttrpg

09.03.2026 18:45 👍 213 🔁 94 💬 11 📌 7

second one goes hard as hell if you don’t know who alex trebek is

09.03.2026 22:39 👍 193 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0
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lol

09.03.2026 22:51 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

please donate & share to help mohammed and his precious daughter

chuffed.org/project/1565...

09.03.2026 22:21 👍 5 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

09.03.2026 21:16 👍 1611 🔁 527 💬 24 📌 6

Amal messaged me today, very distraught: 'Nasser was very exhausted yesterday and today. He has run out of all his medication. The cost of all his medication for a month is $500. Please, do everything you can, I trust you. I am begging you from my heart💔💔💔🙏🙏🙏'
gofund.me/ada35961

09.03.2026 17:12 👍 9 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1

I’ve lost housing. Desperately seeking a new living situation. I don’t have anywhere to stay so this is really scary for me.

Any space for rent requires a deposit. I am now urgently seeking help with 800 for a deposit so I can get into new housing asap.

800 needed.
CA: $/transboyy
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07.03.2026 20:50 👍 44 🔁 91 💬 2 📌 5
Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

09.03.2026 20:01 👍 1751 🔁 326 💬 27 📌 37
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Roman Statues Weren’t White; They Were Once Painted in Vivid, Bright Colors The idea of the classical period—the time of ancient Greece and Rome—as an elegantly unified collection of superior aesthetic and philosophical cultural traits has its own history, one that comes in l...

"But we must acknowledge this tradition as fabricated. Influential art historian Johann Joachim Winckelmann, for example, extolled the value of classical sculpture because, in his opinion, “the whiter the body is, the more beautiful it is.”

www.openculture.com/2026/03/roma...

09.03.2026 19:38 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

"Amal messaged me today, very distraught: 'Nasser was very exhausted yesterday and today. He has run out of all his medication. The cost of all his medication for a month is $500. Please, do everything you can, I trust you. I am begging you from my heart💔💔💔🙏🙏🙏'"

Molly Shah ✅

09.03.2026 17:48 👍 11 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2

ai is like a power drill: it doesn't let anyone do anything new or different and it's significantly more dangerous and less user-friendly than the existing technologies it reproduces

09.03.2026 17:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no these were children

09.03.2026 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sama’a hasn’t received any donations in nearly 24 hours

it’s getting harder for her to keep up with Talia’s milk & diapers, since Israel closed all of the crossings and prices have skyrocketed

every donation makes a difference!

chuffed.org/project/157569

09.03.2026 17:19 👍 8 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

gen z loves openly vaping indoors

09.03.2026 17:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a fête just isn't a fête until someone comes through with the coq-au-vin

09.03.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Franz Ferdinand 'furious' that IDF used song in genocide propaganda Franz Ferdinand lead singer calls out the IDF, saying: 'these warmongering murderers are using our music without our consent'

Franz Ferdinand lead singer calls out the IDF, saying: 'these warmongering murderers are using our music without our consent'

09.03.2026 13:42 👍 82 🔁 43 💬 0 📌 1

Four Step-Sons Pizza and Pasta

09.03.2026 15:15 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0