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typist. hack. but i repeat myself

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don't sleep on the achievement where you wear your own face on top of your face!

10.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cast iron AND the other kind

26.02.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this tracks with my experience ever since my knees started predicting the weather

18.02.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lisa Loeb for Steven Universe / Adventure Time From david van duzer (dvd). Connect with your favorite stars.

this message turned out a little clearer

12.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ron Funches delivering a special message, with the prompt to Share video and Send Katie Tightpussy a link when you're ready to deliver the video.

Ron Funches delivering a special message, with the prompt to Share video and Send Katie Tightpussy a link when you're ready to deliver the video.

@katie.bzky.team i may have made a minor execution error in re: DEVS (2020)

12.02.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reconciliation (accounting / bookkeeping) would be a good game mechanic. not sure how to make it into a gay sex thing so I'll give away this insight for free

11.02.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 135 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this joke is even filthier in the original Dutch

11.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for not elaborating

08.02.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 654 ๐Ÿ” 211 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

big if true
@greenghoulie.bsky.social

06.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Webใ‚ˆใ‚ŠUnityใฎๆ–นใŒไธ€ๅ…†ๅ€ๆฅฝใ—ใ„

06.02.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

sis (feat. โœจ[redacted]โœจ) beats the hell out of me!

05.02.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just when i thought i got out

02.02.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes.

02.02.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the garbage man can get it

(this is a joke about the Java programming language)

01.02.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the show me state!!!

01.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds like something a Willennial would poast

01.02.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would never fall victim to isaac Chotiner. first of all, i don't answer the phone

01.02.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 127 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is giving my cos'in winnie vibes

01.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that is some adorable copaganda. would.

01.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in *2018*

01.02.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2048 ๐Ÿ” 614 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down

01.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2969 ๐Ÿ” 724 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

"thanks brewster"

but seriously, hearing JD pronounce "Furniture Huschle" at least a decade before i learned how to spell it was a vital Rosetta Stone that i didn't know i needed. and i worked for Brewster!

01.02.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Razed to the Ground bootleg isn't available legally! unless

01.02.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@huwupy.kawaii.social introduced me back in the early 2000s when they were still just a one-man band, and... i sincerely hope you enjoy it!

01.02.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seven Californias. SEVEN!

01.02.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stay thirsty my friend

01.02.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sir this is a wendys

01.02.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eye opening datum on the The Mountain Goats album All Hail West Texas

01.02.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s funny to me when people say shit like โ€œBoston is the most racist city in Americaโ€ ok buddy howโ€™s life down in White Settlement

01.02.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 322 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0