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Tim Simpson

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Gen X code monkey fighting a losing battle against my book, video game, and Lego backlogs. Cats and dogs. Will like all your Star Trek jokes πŸ–– Ravens, O’s, Blue Hens, and #LFC

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In literal tears watching this. Didn’t realize how much I needed a good laugh.

20.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder if the Northeast Public Health Collaborative can/will follow suit?

23.01.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great. Now I’m going to have Around the World stuck in my head for the rest of the night.

20.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

07.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 3385 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 13

There’s just been too many blown games. I feel like it had to happen.

06.01.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to find out who in the administration is placing bets on the WBC.

06.01.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not been just this season though. The amount of leads they’ve blown is ridiculous.

06.01.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was always clunky, even when it was still accurate. I hated it when it was introduced, even if it was supposed to help schools like Delaware at the time.

06.01.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much do you need to pay the coaches to get one of them to actually read a rule book?

02.01.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Picture perfect on the leap into the bowl

31.12.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Birthing the Messiah and coming down into the box to support against the run. Get you a virgin that can do both.

25.12.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Blue Hen, I want G5 teams to get a chance in the CFP, but as Blue Hen, I also want to see JMU get their ass handed to them.

21.12.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was out doing stuff and missed most of the game but from what I have seen… how the hell did Oklahoma score 24 points?

20.12.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Western on pace for 663 points

19.12.2025 16:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We got a bevel! #GoHens

18.12.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This also reminds me I’m well overdue for a rewatch of The 13th Warrior.

08.12.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

08.12.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to keep saying this in my effort to speak it into reality: Supreme Court should have at least 100 Justices with rotating panels (and maybe an en banc option). No single Justice should have so much power and they shouldn't be names everyone knows.

05.12.2025 22:41 πŸ‘ 3140 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 48

Software engineer: can you fix my printer?

01.12.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Football is Bowl Bound; Bowl Game Announced December 7 - University of Delaware Athletics NEWARK, Del. – The University of Delaware football program is bowl bound, Conference USA and Coca-Cola Bowl Season confirmed Saturday night after the conclus...

Hens are putting their bowling shoes on. 🎳

bluehens.com/news/2025/11...

30.11.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 1954 Refrigerator Bowl would like a word.

30.11.2025 04:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Delaware Stadium scoreboard with a picture of a chicken staring out

Delaware Stadium scoreboard with a picture of a chicken staring out

Delaware uses a chicken. It actually worked the time I took this.

30.11.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am absolutely stunned he’s still in the game.

29.11.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
19.11.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 591 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

The occasional non-baseball post in my timeline right now is really confusing me

02.11.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Way more interesting than it needed to be at the end, but a win is a win.

Just hope there’s nothing too serious with Minicucci.

23.10.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

22.10.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that answers that question

18.10.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Flacco play well makes my heart happy

17.10.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lola Rennt (Run Lola Run) … good luck. Took three semesters of German in college. Always wished I’d stuck with it and done more.

16.10.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0