Hamnet Snack Tie-In
18.01.2026 13:50
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Hamnet Snack Tie-In
Cleaning Tip: if you pick up every single item around your house once per day, it’ll never accumulate dust!
It’s ELAINE STRETCH!
The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy!
Posable DIVA!
Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES!
🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵
A man next to me on my flight yesterday watched at least 8 back to back episodes of Brooklyn 99 and he didn’t laugh once. Nary a chuckle. Not even a light smirk. Just stone-faced watching hours of a TV show that he’d downloaded in advance and presumably enjoyed.
It’s been a while now since I left my job to try writing more, and I think the project I’m most proud of developing so far in that time is a deep and interesting drinking problem
Are we that surprised Taylor Swift is ok with cosying up to right-elements at the Super Bowl, etc? She has a song called ‘Loves Tory’! It’s right out in the open!!
“I don’t know Ed, it’s good and I love the ‘Nevermore’ stuff but it’s not that spooky at the moment.”
*Edgar Allen Poe crumpling up a draft of his poem ‘The Ostrich’*
“Fine. Maybe a bigger bird?”
Drove back to London from a couple of nights away yesterday with an open, half-empty bottle of red wine propped up on the back seat and I was driving like I was in a middle-class reboot of the Wages of Fear