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Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.

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Whoever sold Leavitt those sunglasses had a wonderful sense of humor.

11.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"So, you're saying that IF it was the US, it would be objectively bad?"

08.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, if I know the folks in Dem comms...

08.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every photo of Sam Altman is him thinking, β€œSurely this, right here, is the end of the line.”

07.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve surrendered so hard they haven’t surrendered yet.

07.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"This place reeks of weeds."

05.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"She said it! She said the thing!"

05.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We approve this message.

27.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 8

Just yesterday I heard someone say, "I'm 100% sure I'm not sure."

27.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still trying to parse this sentence. β€œIt's shocking to me still today that 14 states don't allow a situation where they can get away with actually not having voter ID.”

26.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe can’t figure out how it happened.”

26.02.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is a chiropractor going to spring break?

24.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ham on Wry

24.02.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her English great grandparents on her mother's side did what?

22.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Please do not ask me about my position on Israel/Palestine."

20.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

18.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 20520 πŸ” 6590 πŸ’¬ 468 πŸ“Œ 455

Streisand got nothing on this.

18.02.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

17.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2500 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 2
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I think about this sentence like every other month.

16.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird that everybody wasn't like, "You guys sure take a lot of photos of us here."

16.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone when Hawley speaks.

15.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we just now getting to Pinker?

15.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Oliver Reed , Classic 1985 funny moment
Oliver Reed , Classic 1985 funny moment YouTube video by Simon Delaware

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmnK...

13.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Qualley’s mom was behind me in line at a place in Asheville (city’s most famous resident) and I ID’d her by her voice before I turned around.

13.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Queen Latifa in line behind me at a sub shop in Durham NH in like 1993, after a show at campus field house.

13.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmln...

13.02.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, Kiley brought this upon himself.

12.02.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ignorance-to-confidence ratio is off the charts for present day Republicans.

12.02.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0