Keisha

and i get an extra thrill when it's with someone else's money

Shooting up Rihanna's house is actually wild. Throw that person under the jail.

Can't wait to be able to just use the BlackSky app.

Sometimes I just

A lot of blue wave or whatever accounts have started following me and I need yall to know right now that I don't fuck with, nor am I nice to, the democratic party or its stans. Move around accordingly.

I don't trust people who can't find happiness without kids. Dragging an unsuspecting soul onto this ghetto ass planet for your selfish "fulfillment" is actually crazy.

Seriously, this is so hilariously perfect. Claim to protect cisgender women by forcing them to pay for genetic tests because transphobes *can’t actually tell* who is assigned female at birth; create MORE barriers; and also throw a shit fit when tests come back and transphobes don’t like the answers.

Y'all gotta start stealing.

And we don't chop off ears around here. He was born with the floppies so he keeps the floppies.

Anyway, here's my squish faced baby. He has extra skin but we don't talk about it.

Men need to watch the way they speak about women on social media. You niggas are losers. Just sex brain all the time, it's tired.

We have to stop explaining things to white people.

My mom has been "Mommy Davis" forever. That's even her name in my phone.

now, this is my type of humor 😭

Let's get the ball rolling on that immediately.

Me:

His mama named him N Double A C P. Ima call him N Double A C P.

One minutes it's anxiety and the next minute it's "I must delete the source of my anxiety" and that's us.

Baby they said Claude is showing symptoms of anxiety. Turn that baby off.

Fuck is he complaining for?!?!

Doechii is weird for that cat take. How people speak about cats is such a good litmus test.

The thing about not trusting the government is that people take it too far and end up in a fucked up spiral.

I have refused to file my taxes for years, they're going to have to get it back in blood at this point.

The Jets had me in a chokehold when I was a teenager 😭

a baboon is holding a baby lion in his arms in a cartoon ALT: a baboon is holding a baby lion in his arms in a cartoon

“Look! There’s a lion! Oh my God!”

Place your bets early, scary movie 6 is going to be ass and that's so sad.

He's about to talk himself out of viewers...

Shiiiiit, if your man can’t whoop me, guess what? BRRRRRATTT DATDAT DAT!!!

MJ was CRAZY hollering DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME in front of that womans husband tho. I know she was like ayo chill; my man right here. 😭😭

Oh this gives neighborhood watch in a "white neighborhood" real bad.