It’s pathetic, isn’t it. I think genuinely the only reason I ever have cash is to pay the window cleaner. I don’t even bother getting cash in local currency when I go abroad.
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It’s pathetic, isn’t it. I think genuinely the only reason I ever have cash is to pay the window cleaner. I don’t even bother getting cash in local currency when I go abroad.
Does the guy in picture seven come as part of the deal
Anyone giving out “fuck off back to” racism deserves to have their other opinions disregarded.
Your argument makes no sense. If you admit that this particular tradition is not a good one and needs to be ended, then there’s no reason to assume that people who are happy to see it go would similarly delight in removing other traditions.
There’s a terrible tendency that any time anyone comes along and starts saying things that are popular from a left perspective, established thinking goes ‘all very nice yes, but it’s not SERIOUS is it’ even whilst all the accepted serious people fail absolutely constantly at the absolute basics.
The current lot almost make Sepp Blatter seem simply roguish.
It is THE fundamental problem. To survive and prosper we must make billionaires history. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What could possibly go wrong
I know the main point is that he’s a despicable bastard but also he’s just so embarrassing? Like if you don’t spend every moment laughing him out of the room, aren’t you mortified?
oh good i was worried it was white supremacy and capitalism
At the time, I could never have imagined I’d eventually be nostalgic for scaryduck
“The Women’s Issue” of Bakersfield Life magazine with two cover models who are old white dudes in suites.
Happy International Women’s Day!
I just watched the trailer for this and cannot wait for it to come out. Love Sian Clifford anyway and this looks like such a great part for her.
@alt-text.bsky.social
And having to do this in what is already *such* a healthy environment (/s)
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It was good
WATCH: This is my favourite thing on the internet right now. Well done Norway! youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
And watch my dog’s legs buckling under the weight of it?!?! It’s replacing a 13 mini, agree the minis were the perfect size.
I went for a 16e and it’s just so massive and heavy and I can’t think of any items of clothing I own with pockets big enough for it.
there are much worse problems to have but i just had to replace my lovely little old phone and they’re all so? big? can’t middle aged people have special small ones that we don’t need to be able to watch a feature length film on?
there are much worse problems to have but i just had to replace my lovely little old phone and they’re all so? big? can’t middle aged people have special small ones that we don’t need to be able to watch a feature length film on?
there are much worse problems to have but i just had to replace my lovely little old phone and they’re all so? big? can’t middle aged people have special small ones that we don’t need to be able to watch a feature length film on?
They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
Quite high on the list of things I could not give a fuck about are British rent-a-gobs and how much they love living in Dubai. Stop talking, you can’t say anything to convince me you have a soul.
It’s not as gross and necrotic as I hoped it would be, to be honest
(Yes, I can hear Jake Peralta too)