derek van vliet

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

happy marlo day, marlo! watch out for warlos

by the way it’s marlo day. mar 10. thank you for celebrating marlo day today.

Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? 10:45 PM · Apr 27, 2023

Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

Tired: The Emperor Has No Clothes

Wired: The King Wrongly Guessed Your Shoe Size to Your Face and Now You're Afraid to Not Wear the Painful Shoes He Gave You

Jerry Seinfeld opening Kramer's door to the giant red light meme. "Kramer, What's going on in there?!" The Heat Chart for the stock market is crimson red and shown. "You're getting drafted to fight in Iran, Jerry!"

TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 1d • Joined May '23 Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas. O1 cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.c... • 1d • Joined Jul '23 @ Bard @2 Cleric have you seen it? 0312 17 •~... TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Wait, I just found some clips online. That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft. 03

■ TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Oh, fuck. 0 4 91104日日. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here. • 1 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

目 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 2h • Joined May '23 Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?) 031 04 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social • Joined May '23 THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS! 3:07 PM • Mar 8, 2026

friends, I have brought you a gift

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

A typewritten note that reads "women"

breaking news:

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

gm

yes, i don't know how to explain to them how all the mommies and daddies who made the cars died

i'm not letting our kids watch Cars because i don't think they're ready to learn about driver culture 😔

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

i’m sorry Dave, this is the worst

you _must_ post about them

Speaking of pottery, I’ve been having fun carving this little cliffside town out of a block of clay. Now I’m waiting for it to dry so it can be fired.

haha this rocks

ya i’m like 3 good crashouts away from being a gen z