BoneQuest

My submission for the Jerkcity HD blog, where artists would redraw their favorite Jerkcity (@bonequest.com) comic strips. (2013)

Jerkcity HD: jerkcityhd.tumblr.com/

Original comic: www.bonequest.com/46

#jerkcity #bonequest #webcomics

pants: "SWEAT HOLE" deuce: "FUCK AREA" pants: "NO FISHING" deuce: "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" pants: "DELIVERIES IN REAR" deuce: :PEACH: :CONSTRUCTION: deuce: CAN'T DELIVER HERE, IT'S UNDER CONSTRUCTION pants: BRINGING THE DELIVERIES BACK TO THE FRONT pants: CAN I JUST LEAVE THE PACKAGES HERE deuce: NO pants: I HATE MY JOB

"DELIVERIES IN REAR" https://bonequest.com/9855

spigot: ZZZ deuce: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER GOES TO BED AT A QUARTER TO 6 spigot: T DEUCE I NEVER GOT OUT OF BED TODAY SO THE JOKE IS ON ONE OF US OR BOTH OF US OR NEITHER OF US deuce: OUTSTANDING

"ONE OR BOTH OR NEITHER" https://bonequest.com/9854

spigot: I WONDER IF MY CELL ORGANELLES ARE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!!!!!!! deuce: I HAVE A CONTRACTILE VACUOLE deuce: THAT IS AN AMOEBA'S BUTTHOLE spigot: ARE WE ALL BROWSING BIOLOGY PAGES IN BED

"ERNEST J. ORGANS" https://bonequest.com/9853

pants: HOMOGLYPH ATTACKS????? pants: HALGHLUAGUHLAG pants: GHULAGHLAHGL pants: BHGULAHGULAGHG pants: SORRY, I GOT EXCITED

"HOMO GLYPH" https://bonequest.com/9852

pants: CAN A LIGHT SECOND BE TRANS deuce: NO, PHOTONS DO NOT EXPERIENCE PROPER TIME deuce: IN FACT THEY EXPERIENCE NOTHING AT ALL pants: THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD deuce: NEUTRINOS, HOWEVER pants: COY PANTS GIF

"HOW EVER" https://bonequest.com/9851

spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD

"QUIET" https://bonequest.com/9850

pants: LICKING DICK AT THE SMALLEST PARK IN PORTLAND pants: PFFFT PFFFFT COUGH PFFFFT pants: IT IS ALSO A URINAL

"SW NAITO PARKWAY" https://bonequest.com/9849

spigot: HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SIT ON THE TOILET ALL DAY pants: I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT pants: ... [[FIELD]] pants: ... [[PASTORAL]] pants: ... [[ISLAND]] pants: ... [[ROOM]] pants: IT WOULD WARM UP EVENTUALLY spigot: RIGHT

"ALL DAY" https://bonequest.com/9848

pants: SOME KIND OF JACKOFF BEAST deuce: A JACKOFF MOUSE deuce: WEIRDLY, IT'S A TIT MOUSE deuce: SO A JACKOFF TIT MOUSE deuce: (HE JACKS OFF TO TITS) deuce: (MOUSE TITS) deuce: IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: SEXY MOUSE TITS

"TIT MOUSE" https://bonequest.com/9847

pants: UH OH !!! pants: INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS !!! pants: GONNA YANK THE STEERING WHEEL INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC !!! pants: GRABBING THE COP'S GUN !!! I CAN TOTALLY JUST REACH OUT AND TAKE IT pants: EATING AN ENTIRE PIZZA !!! pants: 9 BEERS ??? ALL RIGHT BUT pants: GOING TO BED EARLY !!! pants: TURNING THE ELECTRIC BLANKET UP TO 7 !!! pants: SCROLLING PORN !!! BEATING OFF !!! pants: TURNING OVER AND GOING TO SLEEP !!! pants: ZZZ !!!

"INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS" https://bonequest.com/9846

pants: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING BONEQUEST pants: YOU HAVE MANY CHOICES FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT pants: AND FOR SOME REASON YOU CHOSE US deuce: SHOW SOME LEG

"THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO" https://bonequest.com/9845

pants: COWBOY OR SOLDIER deuce: SIGH!!! deuce: SOLDIER

"PICK ONE" https://bonequest.com/9844

jerkcity

pants: MY FUCK MACHINE FELL APART pants: NO WAIT pants: MY FUCK MACHINE IS JUST SLEEPING deuce: ZZZ

"SHORT NAP" https://bonequest.com/9843

spigot: YES HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A WELLNESS CHECK FOR MYSELF AND BE TRANSFERRED TO A MEDICAL CENTER AND GET EVALUATED FOR HOSPICE CARE AND START THE MORPHINE DRIP spigot: AND ONE LARGE, CHICAGO-STYLE PEPPERONI PIZZA

"WELLNESS CHECK" https://bonequest.com/9842

deuce: JJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

"CAT ON KEYBOARD" https://bonequest.com/9841

pants: LEARNING ABOUT URINE pants: LA LA LA deuce: THIS IS BORING pants: LA LA LA I WILL TRY TO BE FUNNIER AND MORE ENTERTAINING pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE YOU EATING+DRINKING deuce: JUST COFFEE!!! pants: HOW ABOUT A SHOTGLASS OF GARGLIN' PISS

"SHOT GLASS" https://bonequest.com/9840

spigot: EPSTEIN SCRAMBLING TO DENY BONEQUEST ISN'T A SHELL CORPORATION FOR JERKCITY IN FLORIDA

"SHELL CORP" https://bonequest.com/9839

deuce: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS deuce: I'M FROM THE US CENSUS OFFICE pants: I PLEAD THE FIFTH spigot: IF I MAY BE SO BOLD: I LICK DICK

"SO BOLD" https://bonequest.com/9838

spigot: I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE PASTRAMI SO I JUST HAVE TO EAT BREAD

"THE PASTRAMI CONUNDRUM" https://bonequest.com/9837

Pants from the formerly known as Jerk City

Seen at Cole's earlier this week. @bonequest.com

pants: YAY A SHOVEL EMOJI spigot: T PANTS HOT SUPPORT ISSUE HERE ON WINDOWS 10, ALREADY CLEARED CACHE spigot: IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE EMOJI MENU spigot: SHOULD THAT BE A SEPARATE SUPPORT ISSUE, TWO TICKETS MAKE MORE SENSE spigot: LET ME FILL UP MY CACHE AND TRY AGAIN AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK, A THIRD TICKET spigot: I'M THINKING ABOUT 8 GUINNESSES BUT DEUCE ISN'T AWAKE FOR ME TO GET HIS INPUT

"1FA8F" https://bonequest.com/9836

spigot: IN THE MORNING: MAYBE A SMALL ORANGE JUICE spigot: AN EGG WHITE OMELETTE OR ONE-HALF CUP OF STEEL CUT OATS WITH BERRIES spigot: LONG ABOUT NOON: FOUR TO FIVE HOURS OF BEATING OFF USING MULTIPLE MEDIA PLAYERS ACROSS MAC AND WINDOWS [[DATACENTER]] spigot: AND AT NIGHT, A SENSIBLE DINNER [[SPACE]]

"BREAKFAST" https://bonequest.com/9835

spigot: PLUGGING IN MY CHARGER [[PIG]] spigot: AND SWITCHING TO 5G [[FACEBOOK_BLUE]] spigot: AND SETTING YOUTUBE TO AUTOPLAY [[1D2951]] spigot: AND RESTING THE HOT PHONE ON MY PENIS AND BALLS UNTIL MORNING [[SKYLINE]]

"BIRTH CONTROL" https://bonequest.com/9834

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pants: SINCE WHEN DOES SEARS SELL LADYBOYS pants: CAN YOU GET THEM ON LAYAWAY spigot: HOW MANY COCKS WOULD I HAVE TO SUCK TO EQUAL ONE BOWL OF TOTAL deuce: WHERE'S MY PASTRAMI SANDWICH spigot: MY THREE SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS

"LADYBOYS ON LAYAWAY" https://bonequest.com/9833

Merrill Lynch BONEQUEST GAY RATING GOOD EARNER

COCKS ARE OUR CURRENCY

deuce: VIDEO GAMES deuce: MATH deuce: PROGRAMMING deuce: STAR TREK deuce: PHYSICS deuce: EXISTENTIAL DREAD

"DEUCE'S GREATEST HITS" https://bonequest.com/9832