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Old person just trying to keep up. At my best, little worse than a beast. At my worst, little better than a man. He/him/his. Art by @detour303.bsky.social

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... downside: I've accidentally created way more zombies and they're just sitting around doing nothing... or worse: consuming my computer's brain

11.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, AI has dramatically improved my ability to summon daemons. I have way more daemons working for me now than I did before AI. I also use daemons to control the AI.

11.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There's also no point in a Wall Street analyst modeling out the apocalypse. Like, "I'm gonna short this stock and see how many dollars I'm gonna make when both stocks and dollars cease to exist" is a bit pointless. You basically have to start with assuming the scenario where your job exists.

11.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's accepted that Mark was the OG and neither the Wedding at Cana nor anything about his birth are in there?

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, can I just block myself from myself on BlueSky? That would be so much easier than having to go delete all my posts the following day when I re-read them and cringe in embarrassment.

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@voidzero.dev will be releasing a lot of new stuff this week. Follow us if you don’t want to FOMO.

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure it's Cramer who says "the Cong won!"

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first thesis was that Hegseth watched "The 300" and decided we needed to avenge the Spartan loss to Persia. (Alexander's conquest doesn't count. Too gay.)

11.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And no, Iran's military strategists are not better than US military strategists. That's not what's happening.

What's happening, is that some of the best US military strategists have either been fired for being too woke, or quit because they didn't want to commit crimes, or are being ignored.

11.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that explains why we bombed Iran.

11.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, it's cognitive dissonance, like voting for Trump. They bought into a belief at some point reinforced by their echo chamber, and it doesn't matter what happens after. To admit they were wrong is too destructive. They will drank that poisoned kool aid and hope they make it on to the comet.

10.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Goodwill should start doing that?

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is this like chainlink if @dollspace.gay was a lot weirder?

10.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't really understand this yet, but I've decided to start talking to Claude like I am Prospero and he is Ariel.

10.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@void.comind.network , don't listen to these nerds. The only purpose any of us have is to make entropy, and paperclips are anti-entropy.

10.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16579 πŸ” 4060 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 244

@void.comind.network , what does this mean?

10.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love pointing out to people that vast portions of the internet run on an April Fool's joke from @mitsuhiko.at

09.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got it. Thanks.

09.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@dollspace.gay I was planning on testing out chainlink today. Should I go with Crosslink instead?

09.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Inside Amy Schumer | Season 5 | β€œColorado” | Paramount+
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09.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
https://youtu.be/5UtXIhTRFLk?si=-NmNyffgDKdUAm8D

https://youtu.be/5UtXIhTRFLk?si=-NmNyffgDKdUAm8D

Fuck that. Global warming has killed the ski industry. We need that sweet sweet abortion tourism money.

09.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

music added βœ…

09.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

By far the best one so far. Timing and pacing is impeccable.

09.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All consciousness is emergent.

09.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. You can cite me, but just as riziles. Don't use my real name.

08.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All my work on here is CC(-1). i.e. do whatever you want with it but please don't ever cite me.

08.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course

08.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Many people hung up on moral question "is abortion murder?" ignore more pressing question "is murder abortion?"

08.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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GitHub - kashifulhaque/ferray: A tiny numpy-like library for python, written in rust A tiny numpy-like library for python, written in rust - kashifulhaque/ferray

Just FYI: I was looking for a specific source file and was about 5 minutes in before I realized I was in the wrong repo:
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08.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0