Stranger 🍭

I always shake, squirt it in the sink, then continue my business.

None of that sounds good but you get it

Nothing ruins my day like getting the watery mustard pre-cum on the sandwich I'm making.

There are sites that can send scheduled posts to all platforms at once, but Bluesky might be too new to be included. They're a little expensive anyway.

I don't have the energy to build an account on yet another social platform, so if ya'll could just like and follow without me doing any work that'd be neat.

Everyone gangster until they're wearing a romper and have to use a public restroom.

I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared

Anyway...hi 👋🏻