“You want make your flight vacation with family, yes? You make tribute to lowly TSA worker, yes? Would be much sad if child not see Mouse Mickey this week…”
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“You want make your flight vacation with family, yes? You make tribute to lowly TSA worker, yes? Would be much sad if child not see Mouse Mickey this week…”
Gonna tell my kids that’s Davy Crockett bravely defending The Alamo before his death
And here’s how that ride went
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
Hello @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. Extremely intermittent listener unfortunately so I apologize if this has been addressed, but Orlando’s mayor is named Budd(y) Dyer???
Did someone mention another possible tunnel?!
Miss Rev X: Фæнды дæ базонын, мæ цæст куыд фесæфтон?
[Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays]
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
The fog is getting thicker…
hmm I wonder what might happen if this got a certain amount of shares
🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶
🎶 Is a fire-breathing dragon guarding a golden cup 🎶
This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.
And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.
Dad shoe, full of sand, heavily used
Clear fun, full shoe, vacation with kids, can’t lose (except money)
It’s ok though, I’ve got something that’s the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems
Most were in the first term too, but then Gru got reelected
Except, you know, actually bad. The decision making and critical thinking though…
I’m at Universal Studios and it just hit me…
Our President is Gru
holy shit
“You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.”
Exodus 20:4
Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago
www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...
Screenshot of an intake form with the question “What else would you like me to know?” with the answer partially filled out saying “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat…”
They really shouldn’t put open-ended questions like this on medical forms, especially therapy
*slaps PC case* this bad boy can handle like 7 Chrome tabs
We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.
SOON.
Vibe coding dipshits can’t wrap their feeble minds around the fact an entire fucking computer only had 16 megabytes of RAM. That’s like the dependencies alone on a shitty React app!
Was talking to my dad recently about the Compaq he first got that had 16 MEGABYTES of RAM. We saved up for a 64 MB DIMM to bump it up to 80 MB. We thought we were hot shit.
Yep. In the span of like 20 years we went from my jaw dropping seeing Napster downloads on Road Runner cable internet to racking up a $50 data charge for downloading one mp3 in 2006 to streaming mp3s like it’s nothing and getting annoyed when it stutters or takes longer than a second.
