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Geoffrey Cubbage

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Social Justice Worrier Personal account; tweets are not representative of any employer (but are often nerdy about Chicago and/or local government) It’s pronounced “Blewski” He/him

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I honestly thought they’d have retired McGruff after the whole pot farm/grenade launcher thing. Who knew.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/mcg...

11.03.2026 21:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hello, and welcome to my unboxing video

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mainstream Deep Tunnel at McCook Reservoir

Fun page to keep tabs on for days like today: NOAA has a river gauge *in the Deep Tunnel* so you can see how full it currently is. (NOAA claims combined sewer overflow events start to happen once it's above -100 feet or so.) water.noaa.gov/gauges/MCCI2

11.03.2026 02:51 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

My Heated Rivalry hot take is that a show by and for queers can’t get away with pretending that men’s formalwear unbuttons.

Those are STUDS and I should see people SETTING THEM ASIDE when they take each other’s shirts off after award dinners and such.

18.01.2026 01:28 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

While I was there for school the city/chamber of commerce were going ALL IN on a whole jewel-box themed branding thing for the downtown, and lemme tell you, early 2000s jewel-box motifs as imagined by a chamber of commerce look about as good next to an actual Sullivan jewel-box as you'd imagine.

10.03.2026 02:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look I’m always happy for some representation in pop culture, whatever label they wanna put on it.

09.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unicode took a look at 2026 and said what we’re really gonna need is a “womp-waaaaah” and an obvious shorthand for sinking yachts, huh.

09.03.2026 23:11 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Came here to check for the Lupin III quotes and comments; was not disappointed.

06.03.2026 18:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah the difference between “people can choose whose posts they see (and are maybe choosing to not see yours!)” and “algorithm deliberately weighted to feed you right-wing radicalization” seems…unsubtle?

And if you prefer the latter that’s more about you than about people who prefer the former. 🤷🏼‍♂️

05.03.2026 21:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New from me for @bettergov.bsky.social: Chicago's city council made history in December by passing a budget over the mayor's objection. By the numbers, however, the mayor's spending plan remained mostly unchanged, with nearly all of the council-authored changes affecting revenue rather than spend.

05.03.2026 16:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17433 🔁 5766 💬 129 📌 101

How do you do my fellow penguins

05.03.2026 14:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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solved the problem (das rheingold)

03.03.2026 23:43 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I thought that was Stephen Hopkins? But I am very willing to be re-educated if Mx. Pulaski made some sort of cameo during the Declaration drafting, tell me more!

03.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The original “Into the Woods” recording goes so hard. No overture and no intro beyond what Sondheim gives us; we’re like 30 seconds in and “festival!” is already running straight into “squeeeeeze pal,” try to keep the fuck up.

03.03.2026 02:33 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oppenheimher

03.03.2026 00:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when i told a polish friend they’d exhumed pulaski’s tomb in savannah and the remains had biologically female characteristics her immediate response was

“do you think the russians did this?”

02.03.2026 15:05 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Colored sketch of Revolutionary War hero and (probably) intersex bae Casimir Pulaski, looking very dapper with rosy cheeks and a wee little moustache.

Colored sketch of Revolutionary War hero and (probably) intersex bae Casimir Pulaski, looking very dapper with rosy cheeks and a wee little moustache.

Happy gender-ambiguous cavalry hero day to all who celebrate.

02.03.2026 13:27 👍 108 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 4

Got a little obsessed with this house a few years ago. Junot Whitehouse, the explosives exec this home was built for, is buried at Rosehill, having ended his days in the Elgin Insane Hospital labeled a "distracted person." The year before his death, there was all sorts of drama concerning his estate

28.02.2026 20:39 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

The way I immediately knew this view just from the general shapes and colors, before even making out any words. 🤣😭😍

27.02.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 👍 3247 🔁 594 💬 39 📌 8

Chat is it good when a candidate in a very crowded primary starts sending campaign emails as unsolicited BCCs with no unsubscribe at the bottom?

27.02.2026 15:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m sorry what

27.02.2026 01:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A PR Push on the Public Dime: Chicago Police Podcast Records Peel Back Layers of Expanded Communication Costs Podcasts are a new avenue for police to reach the communities they serve. A monthslong public records battle with CPD identifies the cost of the podcast “Roll Call.” It is the latest evidence of the h...

The “Roll Call” podcast is just part of a larger push in recent years to expand CPD’s communications operation.

Comms have vastly expanded over the past decade, and costs rose along with it.

26.02.2026 14:04 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 7
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Why Is The Cook County State's Attorney Prosecuting Nonviolent ICE Protesters? A Block Club investigation found dozens of protesters arrested by state police are still facing criminal charges for minor infractions, such as sitting on a concrete barrier — even after Gov. JB Pritz...

They're charged w/ misdemeanors for things like sitting on concrete barriers.

One w/ a felony for allegedly fingerpainting on a barrier.

The feds have dropped similar cases; the Cook County State's Attorney is prosecuting nearly all.
📝 @minabloom.bsky.social

blockclubchicago.org/2026/02/26/w...

26.02.2026 14:59 👍 10 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
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iambic tetrameter ass stick

24.02.2026 07:14 👍 1869 🔁 355 💬 31 📌 15

This explains a lot actually.

24.02.2026 04:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bruce Springsteen making an album called Nebraska and filling it with even more songs about New Jersey is the most east coast shit anyone has ever done

22.02.2026 12:38 👍 119 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0

In my eeriest yet Bluesky synchronicity (no not the album; this is not a long walk to a Police joke), this post crossed my feed while listening to Nebraska. 😱

(Which, despite my advancing age, is not THAT frequent of an occasion in my household.)

24.02.2026 01:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hipster baker starring in People's Gas promo, Chicago undated

23.02.2026 02:17 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0