TwunkTrap

haha it's okay. I don't have an answer or advice to myself either. I'm just reflecting I guess... or trying to.

It’s not only about to skincare. It’s jaw and face gets bigger overall compared to 21. Shoulders get larger and I get fucking hairs growing on them now at 28. My mind has less tolerance to things. When I’m tired, it takes longer time to recover. Everyone else is also always working/getting married.

black holes are hot and sexy.

people are like "oh you are just 28, so young omg. You are crazy for being self-conscious about your age".

Have you seen a real 28-year-old who is NOT a trust fund boy and had to deal with real life???

They look like this pic!!! It ain't hot.

I just know Apple is bending him over with $20 monthly iCloud subscription to store all that 😭

Everyone’s in a hurry but no one knows where they’re going

fast food, fast fashion, songs being sped up, tv show seasons being only 8 episodes long, replacing youtube vlogs with fifteen second "day in the life" tiktoks, people in their 20s complaining about being too old...everything is so rushed, we have lost the art of lingering.

People be like “omg 28 is still young, why are you thinking like your life is over”. Then, you go out and everyone ignores you because you are not hot and young enough.

I miss the times where we could send breakup texts on Microsoft Excel after he didn’t reply back for 3 hours

but but Imagine his Dragon

I'm sorry for expecting them to understand "tech" more since considering it's their main job with 1m+ views on youtube.

Based on the negative Macbook Neo reactions I see from tech "influencers", I realize how many of them are DUMB as fuck with zero understanding of how any technology works. On top of that, clueless people watching them helped them rise to the top and they make shit ton of money for their incompetency

Grindr: where the guy you were about to degrade yourself by sleeping with leaves you on read

There wasn’t even enough gold!!! SCAM

If you are in your 20s and considering getting a Silicon Valley job and moving to Silicon Valley, DON’T!! ABORT MISSION. I wish I’ve never moved here. Fuck this. Such an unbalanced life with full of regrets and misery. NOT WORTH IT. I’ve lost all my 20s as a high-achiever working at top companies!

I wish I had a friend who said “get up Dave, we are going out tonight” 😭😭 I’m tired of initiating EVERYTHING. Fuck this

Why are they not playing Charlie XCX at the GAY BARS AND CLUBS anymore? Are y’alll joooooe king???

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Love seeing queer beef on my timeline

Not the two-factor-authentication with this DL guy I hooked up with 2 years ago

Gus Kenworthy changes boyfriend faster than some people change their bed sheets lmao

Instagram seems to be only about people in their 20s with trust fund.

This y’all!!

For a minnnute

Exactlyyyyy

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never ending midnight sunnnnnmmnmannanannanamnananananananannannananannynnynyny

I’m so burnt out about the fact that EVERYTHING IS MONETIZED. EVERYTHING. Omfg

It’s so bright😭😭😭

I meant Salt Lake city, UT

Ran thru SLUT

Y’all gotta stop sharing 🍑 photos with HDR mode enabled.

The brightness jumped up to 100% automatically and your moon was visible from the space😭😭 and to everyone around me