Ollie

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we Zoomed it!

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wow you guys

SILVER MEDAL DD 🥈

yes

wow

yeh

you didn't yell,
"Throw me somethin Mister"

and they didn't yell

'Show me something Sister"

Are you still happy with your membership?
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you funny

Thinking it does not count

My friends are post-war (6-10 years after WW2) children of parents who rose from that smoke, and walked into the American Marshall Plan Renaissance, embracing again their rich culture of Music, Literature & Philosophy, and really leave swearing to the Bavarians, ask @kat8888.bsky.social

a woman with her eyes closed and the words i 'm afraid so behind her ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and the words i 'm afraid so behind her

yep

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls . ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls .

oh gosh.....yes, I think maybe you got a point

(please please please let no one have called Cindy a name please please) pray 🙏 😢 🩵💜

But you're a real southern New Orleans Mardi-Gras-attending Gentleman, never resorting to epithets

OH!

I went out and kidnapped the first 28 people ... brought them on whether they wanted in or not. But then I changed the rules: one must desire membership.
I couldn't have withstood the embarrassment of having anyone gripping jail-bars, screaming Let Me Out! 😵‍💫😵‍💫💀

so do I and all my American girlfriends

my German friends HATE swearing, so I can't even be myself around them

a woman getting her hair done with the words " i 'm fine with that " ALT: a woman getting her hair done with the words " i 'm fine with that "

Yeah, that's ok

a woman in a black shirt is saying " i completely understand " with her eyes closed ALT: a woman in a black shirt is saying " i completely understand " with her eyes closed

A--Z

Holy Merde! Mon Ami!

a woman sitting at a table with the word schitts creek on the bottom left ALT: a woman sitting at a table with the word schitts creek on the bottom left

welll...

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Use this method...1-10:

Scale of CERTAIN mockery
Scale of Possible mockery
Will the girls love it, or hate it?
Will you post it, then immediately delete it?

I will actually NEVER post

"Miami Vice Gold Lame Blazer & Lion-Mane of Frizzed Hair"
nor->
"kissing a French man in my bikini"

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not by ANYBODY who wants to remain in our starter pack

For some extra-salty cuss words
---> being hurled ---> outward,
please see @billypilgrim26.bsky.social AND @dirkwilbury.bsky.social who specialize
in "artisanal swearage"
(remember it's just "sparkling swearage" unless it comes fr France

For example, one can call **oneself** a dumb ass
but one may not call another person found within our sacred Starter pack -- a dumb ass

"Cringe Goofball" is totally good, though

High ones, Cindy.
Very high ones

Standards are Crumblin' Richie,
but not in Ollie's FunHaus