Arin Arcady

Palantir CEO Alex Karp is not "saying the quiet part out loud," he is extremely high and does not know what is going on or that nurses are real

I went to see him once after FREEDOM came out and he seemed to be having a terrible time! and I can't imagine he needs the money

one of the texts was “You suck!,” according to the prosecution filing.

‘Most stupid fraud in history’: Suburban man gets 10 years in prison for $14M fraud tied to COVID-19 loans A south suburban man was sentenced to 10 years in federal prison Tuesday in a massive, $14 million fraud scheme where he collected kickbacks for filing more than 1,500 bogus loan applications at th…

I really appreciate the detail, farther down in the article, about how this guy's wife sent him a bunch of angry texts because he was using the fraud proceeds to buy his second wife a nice house and car.
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/10/s...

ooooh I can see SIRĀT at the Siskel after my meeting at the office on Monday

at least they know which of his novels are the good ones

Is that really necessary to do?

Silicon Valley has inadvertently done more than any conscious effort in making drugs uncool

I've been pretty busy with my hearing but it looksl ike there's a second main character #blessed

that man is on drugs

autotext corrected "done for the day" to "Dune for the day" okay fair I do write about that a lot

what a great main character today!!

those LiveNation execs are right about $250 for "VIP Parking", anyone who pays for that deserves it

There are too many ways to reach me already. Let's trim the fat.

why did it take me so long to realize I can just turn off GChat omg I'm free

I would slap that missle right back! no one messes with me

I'm on lunch break from a case with a lot of computer programmers testifying. It's fun how much better they are at answering questions precisely, at understanding litigation's analytic approaches.

Mama mia!

why don't they make the entire Strait of Hormuz out of the same stuff as the black box is made out of

Oh sorry I didn't mean to sound like it was making fun of you at all! It's just v frustrating for me at least that this is exactly where a legislature should be stepping up to deal with a completely new kind of thing with new pros and cons

Yeah so many of these debates should be solved not by tortured analogy to past technology, but by legislation from a functional Congress sob

Elizabeth Kolbert is very good (OBVIOUSLY) but they should have let my celebrity crush--who also works for the New Yorker as I have surely mentioned--write this one!

Or maybe he's a habitual criminal in the mouse world and is just repeatedly getting arrested by mouse police and sentenced by a mouse judge to two months in mouse prison downstate! Two months may not seem long but it's pretty long for a mouse. Well great now I feel bad for him.

Sometimes there is a mouse in my kitchen. But then I set out some traps and he gets the hint and goes away for a few months. I guess we have a sort of an understanding.

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oh like qui tam cases?

I'll, uh, think about the cookies idea

I've dealt a bit with the lawfirm for that transgender Chili's employee and, well, I wasn't impressed sorry to say. I support trans people being employed and take no pleasure in reporting this :(

Aw man! We've lost a lot of vegan places this year

when was the War of 1812, again? can someone reminbd me

26-cv-2216 Hudson Webber vs Brinker International

I got the complaint if you want it