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Pompompurin butthole chair

“You sit on his BUTTHOLE butt to butt” “ass to ass” “Amen”

THIS CHAIR

I hatewatched AJLT. It was more fun to talk about after the fact lol

a second Julia has hit the lesbians

Play this at my funeral

EVERYTIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT

But it’s the thrill of the blind box !

Why does my husband not see the value???

I HATE THIS

The joker

It was 80 degrees yesterday and now its snowing.

Bernie Sanders watches The Ring video

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Omg ur username

And what’s her verdict?

I had no idea you could look at ur likes like this and now I can’t stop??? 2012 was a lifetime ago!!

Screaming at this image

That’s beautiful.

rude of them not to confirm this with u

Young Toe dressed as Po for Halloween plus her sister next to her in a grim reaper costume.

I really liked Po as a kid but now I think Lala is cooler.

Baby Toe is really into the Teletubbies. Only the original series tho, she loves the classics.

I had an ecology teacher in middle school who used to say “if it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.” And I think about that literally every time I use the terlet.

Me and the gals all pissin together ❤️

4 panel comic showing Justin Bieber being met with unimpressed girls and then character actor Patrick Fischler getting the opposite

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The giant microbes!!!

Omg blueberry yes please

Both of these sound rlly good. Love an iced matcha sm.

I haven’t been to a Dunkin’ since college and would get a giant iced coffee and a big n tasty to cure hangovers. What should I get now?!?

alt text: man in car sipping iced drink saying “I can’t believe I ever wanted to DIE” while dancing to The Electric Slide.

This weather

I want another lash lift and tint so bad. And I need to get my eyebrows done. And I need a haircut. And I need a manicure. And a pedicure. And new clothes.