James

Hey. Hell yeah dude

CENTCOM, 2026:

This isn't funny. My CENTCOM gets very anxious when he has to do something besides hit empty patches of desert with TLAMs.

Sad!

“how about we send the kurds to de-mine the strait” - the greatest thread in the history of CENTCOM, locked by C/NAVCENT after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?

CENTCOM:

Operation OH FUCK PANIC

"Operation Epic Escort" guys come on

Littoral is just a complicated wet gap crossing between more land.

What the fuck. I thought we required people to have photo IDs first

Well well well. Look who comes crawling back to the land forces.

Sea control is harder than sea denial.

>sounded like a weezer cover

You’ll have to be more specific

the tankers yearn for the mines

Open the strait. Stop letting it be closed.

The Owl of Minerva is currently making songs about man children

>one good song

Yeah it’s trash

Pain. Suffering. Anguish. The total extinguishment of hope. A vision of a world doomed to a lack of a better future. Peering straight into the abyss.

The experience of listening to The Life of a Showgirl.

I can't believe how much value i get out of this meme. Truly an evergreen

Voter fraud is getting out of hand

MOOOOOOOOOM THE ENEMY IS VOTING AGAIN

Stop doing stuff

No, I never sleep

Oh the world is bleak? Yeah? Regional conflicts are spiraling? Well there’s a new Mitski album. So you know. I think you might just not have your priorities in order.

Exclusive: U.S. dismissed Ukraine deal for anti-Iran drone tech last year Snubbing Ukraine's offer ranks as one of the U.S.'s biggest tactical miscalculations before the war, officials say.

EXCLUSIVE: 7 months ago, Ukraine tried to sell the U.S. their battle-proven technology for downing Iranian-made drones.

The Trump administration dismissed the Ukrainians, only to reverse course last week after more-than-expected Iranian drone strikes.

Al-Qaeda forces seem to have succeeded in killing at least six Russian soldiers from Africa Corps contingent in Mali, in an ambush conducted in Segou province, striking another blow to the junta-led efforts to hold JNIM off gaining ground this year. #Mali

Not to be all "getting Boss Baby vibes" about this but this is also true of the trade war.

The President made absolutely no effort to prepare the American people for the hardships his plans required them to endure, or to tell a coherent story about goals that would be worth that sacrifice.