James

CENTCOM will always find a way

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

"The US and its partners in the Gulf most likely burned through well over 1,000 PAC-3 interceptors alone. That’s almost twice the annual production of the weapons and more than the US and its allies have supplied to Ukraine since the Russian invasion four years ago, "

You know. If we hadn’t cut off all those arms transfers to Ukraine it would have been so much more difficult for us to repeatedly shoot ourselves in the dick.

Jabba the Hutt saying "Han, what if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their oil when LLoyd's of London declared the Straits high risk?"

Sharon is patriotposting?????

Well in all fairness, Xenophon was--in part--putting forward a theory of a Pan-Hellenic identity in the Anabasis that served as the basis for Alexander's conquest of Persia.

So. I wouldn't go too far with that.

Hey. Hell yeah dude

CENTCOM, 2026:

This isn't funny. My CENTCOM gets very anxious when he has to do something besides hit empty patches of desert with TLAMs.

Sad!

“how about we send the kurds to de-mine the strait” - the greatest thread in the history of CENTCOM, locked by C/NAVCENT after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?

CENTCOM:

Operation OH FUCK PANIC

"Operation Epic Escort" guys come on

Littoral is just a complicated wet gap crossing between more land.

What the fuck. I thought we required people to have photo IDs first

Well well well. Look who comes crawling back to the land forces.

Sea control is harder than sea denial.

>sounded like a weezer cover

You’ll have to be more specific

the tankers yearn for the mines

Open the strait. Stop letting it be closed.

The Owl of Minerva is currently making songs about man children

>one good song

Yeah it’s trash

Pain. Suffering. Anguish. The total extinguishment of hope. A vision of a world doomed to a lack of a better future. Peering straight into the abyss.

The experience of listening to The Life of a Showgirl.

I can't believe how much value i get out of this meme. Truly an evergreen

Voter fraud is getting out of hand

MOOOOOOOOOM THE ENEMY IS VOTING AGAIN