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a man wearing a white tank top and a red backpack smiles Alt: Hudson Williams makes a heart shape with his fingers while smiling at the camera

I love him so much.

A bowl of dill pickle soup

We changed it up and had our pickles in soup form tonight.

“Don’t push your politics on me, man.”

“A real passport would not have a picture of a sexy nurse on it.”

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self Alt: Donna from Parks and Rec, wearing a pink leopard print scarf, says “treat yo self”

He has enough stuffies.

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

COUSINS, NOT SIBLINGS!

I have watched all three episodes before this and I won’t know either.

Me, dressed in a red Hawaiian shirt

Who could it beeeeeee now?

Who’s Sarah?

It was.

a man is sitting on a bus and looking at the camera . Alt: A Somali pirate says “Look at me. I’m the captain now.”

I make the rules!

You can buy us dinner at the arena.

You criticize the free food, you get to buy dinner next Sunday.

I knew that Ze Child would eat CB but not pizza and that you and I were both craving it. In hindsight, I wish I’d gotten 3 because we ate it all!

That was another reason I was glad you didn’t follow through!

But mostly because I wanted crazy bread too!

My sister posted about crazy bread at 11:30 on a Saturday night and I hoped she wouldn’t follow through because I wanted crazy bread too, and she didn’t, so I got crazy bread the next day.

The state of my union is probably going to be the inside of my eyelids.

On the other side, if you want to print a Google doc, you have to make it into a PDF first. Why?

No, one is folded on itself.

Extra = 2 today

Hear me out. They each woke up in Las Vegas with rings and a copy of their marriage certificate, but they couldn’t figure out who they were married to, and they both guessed wrong.

TO LEA MICHELE?

(Not that I want either of them reproducing)

Now I ship him with Lea Michele. Their kids would be genetically illiterate.

That’s what I was just shouting at the TV.

Wrong response! Boooooooooo.