Just saw a comment someone left on something about red delicious apples that says “if I want something that’s actually red and delicious I’ll get a tomato from the garden” and you absolutely went the fuck off tomato man, apple town is in tatters

send jameis over there, he's a one-man interceptor-creator

Prediction--after Bezos has eliminated the last of the Post's serious reporters and commentators he will suddenly pump a lot of new money into the organization and hire tons of new staff. But they will all be MAGA-friendly. His cutbacks were all to get rid of independent thinkers, not to save money.

openstreetmap screenshot of 5th street

i know my hometown is small and conservative, but it’s still disappointing to see that named a street after riley gaines :/

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs

Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs

United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

when you frame taxation as Taking Your Own Goddam Money Away you are reinforcing the right’s message that you are a sucker, a patsy, if you believe in civil society

we noticed!

Bring it back

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

i’m just a woke lib but hey maybe this is why past presidents haven’t recruited their secretaries of defense from a pool of cable news hosts

The genius businessman strikes again

publicly financed elections now

Trump just declared that he’d ban trans women from the Olympics.

Only one openly transgender woman has ever competed in the Olympic Games in its history. In 2020. She did not win a medal.

This is fabricated controversy to fuel bigotry. Like banning trans women from owning nuclear weapons.

this is what happens when people in office think the armed forces should prioritize "warfighters" and not "logistics"

You've got to see it to bereave it

What I find interesting about this line is that it’s an admission in order for this to happen, they need you to lose your ordinary intelligence that you already have.

This is why they want to get into schools. They want kids to lose basic capacity so that they have to rent it forever.

This seems to be endemic among business bros. I’ve known at least three who would literally boast that they never read.

Pope Leo XIV’s Vatican newspaper is the only publication in the Western world to run the photograph of 150 Iranian girls' graves — killed in President Trump's military strikes — on its front page.

you know its a weird coincidence but it seems like we never really get those helpful explainers about how the stock market circuit breaker works when a democrat is president

Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.

I’m sorry, this man is literally on an ethnic cleansing spree of Muslims and Arabs.

He is actively killing Muslims right now.

He is actively removing people from their homes in Lebanon and bombing Iranians

What in the actual fuck is he even talking about?

Like say all you want about Iran’s government, but fuck, how can you not feel for the people of Iran seeing these images and know deep in your heart that the most profound evil being perpetrated is from the US, Israel, and those allowing their lawless destruction to continue?

Western countries backing what the US and Israel are doing in Iran aren’t just going to lose legitimacy in the eyes of their domestic publics, but are shredding any notion a new alliance of middle powers or whatever can defend any semblance of an international order.

This is what r/malelivingspaces used to be like before it became self-aware

Can nobody in this photograph afford to have their pants tailored? And who's the dude in sneakers? Pete with the truly awful blue suit/brown shoe combo, but he makes it worse with his striped tie. Go to Men's Wearhouse, they'll sort you out.

“A US-Israeli airstrike has destroyed the desalination plant in Qeshm Island, southern #Iran, severing the residents' access to freshwater.”

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The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed...This is not a way of life...it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.”

-Dwight Eisenhower 1953

Arod and Trump

This photo is embarrassing right now it's gonna be even worse as time goes on.