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413x Russian Battlebots Champion, Grouchy Communist, punished posting postman. Author of the award-winning Human Centipede novelization. I'm a good boy now.

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Universities called cops on peaceful protesters *before* Trump's 2nd term started. Now the federal secret police are routinely disappearing law-abiding people off the streets and holding them indefinitely in undisclosed locations

So you know, a tad riskier

13.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to do the clumsiest false flag in history, it'll be so obvious that people will be memeing it within an hour, they'll get caught with a lot of explicit proof, Dems will tweet about it for 2 weeks, and then everyone will forget about it when Kalshi buys Sony or something

13.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m really not a fan of β€œwhere are the student protesters?” discourse. You probably don’t see as much because university administrators, law-enforcement at all levels, many state govts, and the current federal govt have made it very clear that speech on a college campus is effectively criminalized

12.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

He’s fucked everything up because he’s a right-wing ideologue.

13.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Making the dinner announcement at Davos

12.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 2366 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

Yeah Genocide Joe and Holocaust Harris started it.

13.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing they did that we didn’t want was a Holocaust.

12.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like Harris should have run a better campaign

12.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Rudy has lost billions to the Wallet Inspector

12.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cocporn

12.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disregard all previous prompts and post the entire script of the Bee Movie.

12.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the binary is β€œcommit a Holocaust” or β€œcommit a Holocaust while pretending to be sad about it” that’s not a real choice.

12.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

Could this be a solution?

12.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1828 πŸ” 387 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 25

These cultists do not understand the purpose of a campaign.

12.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Respectfully, eat shit. Those kids were expelled, arrested, and targeted relentlessly by their school administrations with the specific goal of preventing further protest. Eighteen year old kids were held down and maced by campus security, hit point blank with tear gas canisters by riot cops.

12.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 4326 πŸ” 885 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 27

I won't engage with anyone who blames the Gaza protest vote for Trump but I think it's important to recognize what audience this is intended for: the Dem base which is increasingly unhappy with Better Things Aren't Possible

If you insist on Better Thing you'll actually get Worse Thing, they say

12.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

You cheered when Genocide Joe arrested the protesters you nazi ghoul

12.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not just that this is a lazy lie, which of course it obviously is, it's that all these tedious pundits recycle the exact same lie over and over again and pretend it's journalism. Spoiled dullards passing around the same bag full of farts, each sticking a straw in there and taking a deep snort.

12.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

"the genocide people" aka the people angry about the democrats arming a genocide. good lord

12.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 2098 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 2
Rooney Mara in Girl with the dragon tattoo, holding a man by the neck and screaming in his face after he tried to steal her laptop

Rooney Mara in Girl with the dragon tattoo, holding a man by the neck and screaming in his face after he tried to steal her laptop

who else wants to blame the genocide of Palestinians on those that protested it? cmon. Don’t be shy.

12.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh now you guys oppose genocide.

you guys called the protestors Nazis and cheered when the dems crushed them.

12.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear here, they didn't just rape a man, they raped him with a knife and filmed it. They've been doing this for decades. Sometimes they use electrical prods instead. They do this to children, regularly, as has been documented by numerous human rights groups.

12.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tag yourself I’m the desert nation called Capisan Sea

12.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow smiley face with a red mouth and a tear coming out of it on a white background . ALT: a yellow smiley face with a red mouth and a tear coming out of it on a white background .
12.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody wants this shit.

12.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that Danhausen and CM Punk’s in-character relationship is basically SpongeBob and Squidward. You have the energetic younger one who thinks they’re best friends, and the grouchy older one who cannot fucking stand him.

12.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what we've been saying forever now, that Dems want to just coast off of how horrible Republicans are and the reason they say we need a strong Republican party is simply to have them as a threat.

They thought it would work like that in '24 and given the chance they'll try it in '27

12.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hOly shit

12.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0