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Martin Andrew

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“Knives and forks being tools, my father handled them with his usual clumsiness. It was generally agreed within the family that my father couldn’t eat a pear without getting his elbows wet, and that after a honey sandwich he had to have a bath.” ~C.R.Milne

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I always spelled it as, 'weak'.

11.03.2026 05:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see nothings changed with NSW rail since I left there in 2005.

11.03.2026 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made it to the shop. Bought my medicine and an iced coffee. Missed two turnoff walking home and realised, this isn't the way home.

Caught in my own thoughts. Then cut up a stump with a hand saw. @square shoulders.

11.03.2026 03:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least there is a train though.

11.03.2026 01:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cheese, lots of cheese. And bacon pieces. Lots of bacon pieces. Load it to the max.

10.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ces't moi. I'm going to walk to the shops later, with my emergency pendant around my neck. Something I haven't done for over adecade, to get some medicine. Something useful from my walks instead of just rehab.

10.03.2026 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh-No Plastic Band

10.03.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do you like anime?

10.03.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A broken body and brain damage?

10.03.2026 13:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why the fuck are they smiling?

10.03.2026 06:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well it is TACO Tuesday.

10.03.2026 05:23 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You blaspheme! South Sydney are not a team of women. They just play like it.

09.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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08.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 17:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

425mg of Ketamine per hour by drip and 100mg of morphine daily. I was still lucid and wrote part of a translation on it. The same translation five days in a row. Each one better than the last.

I had pain. Bad pain.

07.03.2026 12:04 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This was at an exhibittion a few years ago.

06.03.2026 07:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Photographs of her paintings don't do her work justice. The need to be seen in real life.

06.03.2026 07:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.03.2026 21:26 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I feel exposed.

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05.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Both would void their Depends if faced with real danger.

05.03.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was the 1953 overthrow of the democratically elected government of Iran, by the US and UK which led to the current shit show.

05.03.2026 11:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ghosts of Robert Menzies and Bob Santamaria jsyt blew some ektoplasm.

I didn't have an ALP premier blaming communists for a confronation with police on my 2026 bingo card.

05.03.2026 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I prefer condescending. A bespoke suit in 120 weight Prince of Wales check in pure new wool with silk lining of course.

Peasants. The lot of you.

Release the drop bears and hoop snakes.

05.03.2026 06:51 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 05:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Police - Every Breath You Take (Visualiser)
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03.03.2026 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Naval Mines 101. Only need a few. The first one damages a ship and traffic stops.

03.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As 28 year veteran stay a civilian. The expression we used was, 'Sucked in, chewed up and spat out'. Then you are DVA's problem.

02.03.2026 20:50 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0