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Crankypants curmudgeonette of the highest order. Dogs, coffee, beer, and jammies. Not necessarily in that order. Fuck Trump with a cactus, and I AM NOT A BOT. Also: NO DM; Crypto; $$fishing; OnlyFans; and PORN

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Every Republican blaming Democrats for airport delays is a fraud.

11.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Epstein NM Ranch SEARCHED as Investigation BLOWS WIDE OPEN!!
Epstein NM Ranch SEARCHED as Investigation BLOWS WIDE OPEN!! YouTube video by Katie Phang

@repstansbury.bsky.social calls for full transparency w/the Epstein Files, incl. why no search was done in NM at Epsteinโ€™s Zorro Ranch.

We also talk the need to impeach Trump for the war in Iran & why we must learn from the civil rights movement in our efforts to resist.

youtu.be/HIoBdevOdf8?...

11.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 98 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The people of Minnesota have resorted to forming musical traffic jams to make ICEโ€™s lives as inconvenient as possible. Ultimately, ICE will be defeated by the will of We The People โœŠ

11.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 117 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Itโ€™s not ALL grim news today.

On the plus side, youโ€™re getting new tariffs. ๐Ÿคก

11.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 162 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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EGAN-JONES: โ€œ.. We hope that our analysis is wrong. However, if we are correct, the longer the combatants are engaged, the worse it will be for all.โ€

11.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 154 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Jane Elliott first gave this lesson on April 5, 1968, the day after Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated. It's called the "Blue Eyes - Brown Eyes" exercise, and it teaches a lesson on discrimination.

11.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Someone put these flags in dog poop left on walking trail in Fresno, CA

Someone put these flags in dog poop left on walking trail in Fresno, CA

Someone put these flags in dog poop left on walking trail in Fresno, CA

11.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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> @cnn.com

11.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 143 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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> @cnn.com

11.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 146 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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This has that โ€˜stocking-up-at-Home-Depot-the-night-before-the-hurricaneโ€™ kind of feel.

@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/6a50...

11.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Q: โ€œA new report shows ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ struck the school in Iran. Do you take responsibility?โ€

TRUMP: โ€œI donโ€™t know about it.โ€

Heartless.

(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

11.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 569 ๐Ÿ” 164 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
a photo of Trump looking a bit like a reanimated corpse

a photo of Trump looking a bit like a reanimated corpse

Trump as photographed by Win McNamee of Getty a short time ago

11.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 538 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 177 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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โ€œ.. The US and Israel โ€˜must consider the possibility that they will be engaged in a long-term war of attrition that will destroy the entire American economy and the world economy.โ€™โ€

- Ali Fadavi, advisor to the Revolutionary Guards' commander-in-chief

uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/cargo-v...

11.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 93 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 554 ๐Ÿ” 114 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Right, the young people who voted for Trump because the post-Covid shock temporarily destabilized their economic lives didn't realize they were signing up for global civilizational Total War (abroad and in places like Minneapolis).

11.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 148 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Newsmax 2 interviewed Trump supporters waiting in line for his rally in Kentucky and yeah, it went about how you would expect

11.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 522 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 236 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

real alpha male stuff here

11.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1217 ๐Ÿ” 225 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Completely undeterred by facts. Pretty impressive, really.

Weโ€™ve known we bombed the school for over a week. The military confirmed it today, and theyโ€™re still arguing

11.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1183 ๐Ÿ” 342 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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โ€œCan we pray for the moms as well? Or just the babies?โ€

Allie Phillips bravely told a pro-FAILED abortion death penalty bill group her story of fleeing Tennessee for a life-saving abortion

Men tried to intimidate/stop her. She persisted: www.instagram.com/reel/DVuUJfm...

11.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 662 ๐Ÿ” 250 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
The Republican Partyโ€™s Worst โ€œCongressman,โ€ EVER, Thomas Massie, is attacking GREAT Navy Seal Hero, Ed Gallrein, who is running against him in the Primary, saying that Ed became an Independent for a period of time, long ago. The fact is, many people do that, but Ed still supported me, and strongly, which is far more than Massie ever did, or does. Ed came back into the Party after he saw the Strength and โ€œWisdomโ€ that I displayed. Many people have joined, and rejoined, our Party, but Massie did not, because he only votes, โ€œNO!โ€ It will be interesting to see what he does with THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which is, simply:
 
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).

2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.

3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!).

4. NO MEN IN WOMENโ€™S SPORTS.

5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN.
 
Heโ€™d like to vote, โ€œNO,โ€ but on this one, there may be too much pressure, even on him, to do that. Thomas Massie, sometimes referred to as Rand Paul Jr. because he only votes โ€œNO,โ€ is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER as a Congressman, and a Human Being. He is disloyal to the Republican Party, the People of Kentucky and, most importantly, he is disloyal to the United States of America! He is a MISFIT, who should be voted out of Office, ASAP. VOTE FOR ED GALLREIN, A MAN WHO HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT. HE IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Republican Partyโ€™s Worst โ€œCongressman,โ€ EVER, Thomas Massie, is attacking GREAT Navy Seal Hero, Ed Gallrein, who is running against him in the Primary, saying that Ed became an Independent for a period of time, long ago. The fact is, many people do that, but Ed still supported me, and strongly, which is far more than Massie ever did, or does. Ed came back into the Party after he saw the Strength and โ€œWisdomโ€ that I displayed. Many people have joined, and rejoined, our Party, but Massie did not, because he only votes, โ€œNO!โ€ It will be interesting to see what he does with THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which is, simply: 1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!). 2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE. 3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!). 4. NO MEN IN WOMENโ€™S SPORTS. 5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILATION SURGERY FOR CHILDREN. Heโ€™d like to vote, โ€œNO,โ€ but on this one, there may be too much pressure, even on him, to do that. Thomas Massie, sometimes referred to as Rand Paul Jr. because he only votes โ€œNO,โ€ is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER as a Congressman, and a Human Being. He is disloyal to the Republican Party, the People of Kentucky and, most importantly, he is disloyal to the United States of America! He is a MISFIT, who should be voted out of Office, ASAP. VOTE FOR ED GALLREIN, A MAN WHO HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT. HE IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump: "Massie, sometimes referred to as Rand Paul Jr. b/c he only votes 'NO,' is A COMPLETE & TOTAL DISASTER as a Congressman, and a Human Being. He is disloyal to the Republican Party, the People of Kentucky and, most importantly, he is disloyal to the USA! He is a MISFIT, who should be voted out"

11.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 474 ๐Ÿ” 100 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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FBI: โ€œ.. Iran allegedly aspired to conduct a surprise attack using unmanned aerial vehicles from an unidentified vessel off the coast of the United State Homeland, specifically against unspecified targets in California ..โ€

abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns...

11.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 235 ๐Ÿ” 99 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Connect the dots

11.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1196 ๐Ÿ” 534 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

"This is why a lot of people feel betrayed. He ran on 'no more wars.' Then we have one where we can't clearly define why he did it."

-Joe Rogan, video via @samsteindc.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/joe-rogan-...

I think the MAGA-Rogan split can be theorized this way:

11.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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SEN. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social : โ€œIsrael made us do itโ€ฆ how weak does that make us look?โ€

11.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 538 ๐Ÿ” 150 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
PRIVATE PROPERTYยฎ
~ABSOLUTELY~
BITCH-ASS
ICE ALLOWED -
IF YOU ARE AN ICE AGENT: PLEASE GRAWL BACK INTO THE ASSHOLE YOU FELL OUT OF, YOU HUMAN PIECE OF FILTH. U ICE AGENTS MAY NOT ENTER PRIVATE AREAS WITHOUT A JUDICIAL WARRANT.
WE DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES WITHOUT LEGAL AUTHORITY.

PRIVATE PROPERTYยฎ ~ABSOLUTELY~ BITCH-ASS ICE ALLOWED - IF YOU ARE AN ICE AGENT: PLEASE GRAWL BACK INTO THE ASSHOLE YOU FELL OUT OF, YOU HUMAN PIECE OF FILTH. U ICE AGENTS MAY NOT ENTER PRIVATE AREAS WITHOUT A JUDICIAL WARRANT. WE DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES WITHOUT LEGAL AUTHORITY.

Spotted in Massachusetts

11.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 126 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
11.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1812 ๐Ÿ” 474 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Q: What more do you have to do militarily for this operation to end?

TRUMP: More of the same

11.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 339 ๐Ÿ” 65 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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Trump: "We could do a lot worse. We're leaving certain things that if we take them out, and we could taken them out by this afternoon, they literally would never be able to build that country back."

11.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 289 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Q: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

TRUMP: For what?

Q: A strike on the school in Iran

TRUMP: I don't know about it

11.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1388 ๐Ÿ” 479 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 323 ๐Ÿ“Œ 224
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Trump says white South Africans are persecuted; some are returning to a better life (Corrects year to 2016 from 2019 in paragraph 10) By Nellie Peyton and Tim Cocks JOHANNESBURG, March 11 (Reuters) - Andrew Veitch left South Africa after being held up at gunpoint in his car.

The Trump administration is ramping up its new refugee program for white South Africans, focusing on Afrikaners, the descendants of Dutch settlers. About 3,500 South Africans have entered the United States as refugees since the program started in May 2025.

11.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1