Tonight I realized that the old @adultswimcentral.com show Newsreaders is now our news reality, except it doesn't make me giggle anymore.
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Tonight I realized that the old @adultswimcentral.com show Newsreaders is now our news reality, except it doesn't make me giggle anymore.
I hate reading about the so-called male loneliness epidemic mostly because I can never get enough alone time. I like to read, write, play music, cook, paint and nap. Maybe these dudes would like themselves more if they did that stuff instead of sexisms and racisms.
I enjoyed the Young Sherlock tv series, but I probably won't watch Georgie & Mycroft's First Marriage.
Clowns gotta wear clown shoes.
I should note that I am generally too scared to touch many of these items and they are always gone if I take that same walk later, so other people must be having the experience as well.
Though I use this account mostly for jokes, this actually does happen to me a shockingly high, pun intended, amount of times all throughout my life. I found a tiny ziplock of white powder and a legal hybrid tch vape device this weekend alone. Once you know to look, stuff pops up all the time.
Hear me out. Antiques Roadshow, but with drugs I find on the ground while walking my dog.
I was trying to come up with a more polite way to explain that I am not feeling well enough to do yard work because I am constipated but accidentally started an argument by saying I can't give a shit.
Nancy Mace is probably losing her shit this morning after learning that her clocks all transitioned.
Happy International Women Day.
Sorry, domestic women.
Probably not normal that my first thought upon waking this morning was that we better check the news in case tiny bruised and battered hands launched a nuke as clocks rolled back an hour.
What if the escape room fad of the 2000s was meant to prepare us for this moment in American history?
I sure hope we get out in time.
"They say that true change comes from within," I said to the girl puking outside the bar at 7pm.
Hey. It's @bandcamp.com Friday, where artists get to keep 100% of sales. My stuff is Zappaesque, Ween influenced with touches of electronica, folk, funk and soul. I am not saying it is any good but if you buy some mp3s you would sure make me FEEL good. Cheers.
Same.
Thanks for inviting me to think in that sphere for a few moments. It's been awhile since anyone remembered it is part of my wheelhouse of study.
They'd be basing that theology on more pop culture than scripture. Christ never specifically says other animals have souls, but Luke 12:6, Job 12:7-10 & several other similar verses are generally received as saying God loves all the animals & humans should love them too.
In the Bible, heaven is mostly meant as in the heavens, with God, or a non descript spiritual paradise. Hell is technically Earth, where demons were cast by God. Animals aren't mentioned.
The Bible, in fact, says souls go into a sort of limbo until judgement day. Heaven as a concept as we know it is mostly based on Qur'an verses about Jannah, adopted by the other Abrahamic faiths mostly through Rabbinic literature, where it is much debated.
Being a man, I am sure Trump kept him in his job.
If all dogs go to heaven, there is one heck of a party going on in the clouds tonight.
Exit interview is a paid post for boner pills.
If I were fired via post on TruthSocial I would never find out.
Though he is the captain, it hinges mostly on the other characters each episode. If you can divorce yourself from the Trek parody concept and embrace it more like an alternative universe, it's really a lovely show with big heart, with a little humor here and there.
I have no idea why they say, "March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb,' but you have until the end of the month to prove to me that we all aren't going to be mauled to death by a predator.
Tapping toes to the anti war boogie oogie.
I have one of my own old, weird songs.stuck in my head this morning...
"Jimmy Carter is on the urinal cake.
They must have ordered
these fuckers by the case.
before the death of the Shah
And Magnum P. I. saved the day.
Put more Blondie on the jukebox.
The Legion of Doom just got away."
Today's pop stars don't ever get together for awareness tracks anymore so we have to go into the vaults on days like this.
Breaking: RFK Lil Junior tells Americans struggling to afford food to eat dirt and die already. He doesn't have time to wait on measles and COVID to do all the eugenics.