Olivia Hill

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

There's a reason you're told that looking at the world and accurately and factually describing what you see is "being too political."

Grammarly should get fucked

Can you adopt them?

lol omg

Every time I see someone criticize a horror movie protagonist for not being combat savvy under existential threat (THEY DROPPED THE GUN DUH) I wanna be like we know, Marky Mark. You'd have stopped 9/11.

Fucking CinemaSins ass shit.

I just died a little inside.

ME (has a panic attack when my phone rings): well i would simply have executed a perfect mozambique drill and put jason down with the glock i definitely plan to get

Yeah at a certain point you transform into an action protagonist. Then we can have that talk.

And further? Sometimes people don't notice shit! When it's tense, it's hard to take in a ton of information and act rationally!

It takes a lot of people decades to learn that kind of emotional maturity. And 99% of the people who say that shit? They wouldn't do it.

If (most) horror movie protags were willing and able to engage in combat, you wouldn’t be watching a horror movie. That would be an action movie

Go back and watch the first two alien movies if you need a refresher.

Every time I see someone criticize a horror movie protagonist for not being combat savvy under existential threat (THEY DROPPED THE GUN DUH) I wanna be like we know, Marky Mark. You'd have stopped 9/11.

Fucking CinemaSins ass shit.

But remember, John "Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran" McCain was a nice, respectable republican.

Sheltering children from how awful and hateful our leaders are is part of why they grow up to be conservative.

It's the same logic that is erasing slavery from textbooks.

As someone from Orange County who went to the same high school as Gwen Stefani, you couldn't be more correct.

But if you're not at Punk in the Park, how would you see:

Save Ferris, a band only known for a cover of a 40 year old song.

The Dead Kennedys. But without the guy who wrote every Dead Kennedys song.

Sublime. But without the guy who wrote every Sublime song.

Huh???

And right now they're under fire because they're one of very few bands that refused to pull out of a Trump supporter's festival.

Healthcare. Wealth. Childcare. That I don’t like snow? :p

Oh I get it. So he's saying we're equal, but separate.

Omg lol

"Jews don't belong in American society."

Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America.

But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Tweet from matt (@mattxiv): using the passive "dead" and the active "killed" in the SAME HEADLINE is absolutely diabolical Quoted tweet from Sky News (@SkyNews): Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed trib.al/xORAqhP

Like at this point it’s no secret to the people writing these headlines that this kind of thing has been roundly criticized for years and years. It’s an intentional, conscientious decision on their part. They know they’re propagandists (and, for better or worse, we all are!).

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Jack of All Trades, but no doubt a disproportionate number of my mutuals have seen it

Except they also hate trans people and want to stop them from existing. It's not a distraction from the "real" issue of taxes, that's really bad framing. It's more like several things are true -at the same time-. Don't forget: it was a black trans woman who first outed Epstein.

We are not a distraction, George. We are not collateral damage.

AMEN.

Deleted the post. Just so done with the normiest ass rich famous white boys taking up so much space in conversations of queerness. There's no air in the room left.

Not wrong.